Dec 12, 2008

To those of you who have got pretty maid....

The Maid asked her employer for a raise in pay. As you'd expect, the lady of the house was concerned about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you think you deserve an increase?' Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I feel I should have an increase.

Maria : Firstly, I iron better than you do.' Lady of the house : 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'The Master said so.' Lady of the house: 'Oh.' Maria: 'Secondly, I am a better cook than you.' Lady of the house: 'Nonsense, whoever said you were a better cook than I am?' Maria: 'The Master did.' Lady of the house: 'Oh.' Maria: 'And my third reason is that I am better in bed than you are.' Lady of the house : (very agitated now)'Did the Master tell you that too?' Maria: 'No Madam. the gardener did.'
She got her pay rise!!!!!!
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Heheheeee....kedapatan the wife terus!!! akakakkaka

13 comments:

Ida Athanazir from Kuching, Sarawak said...

ha ha !! A good one. I know a neighbor, the driver (an old man) got the maid pregnant. My neighbor thought it was his son's doing, lucky they cleared things up.

Kristie said...

haha! i've read this joke b4, but it never fails to make me lol!

Nayden79 said...

Muahahaha..nasib bukan, 'YES MADAM, THE MASTER SAID' ...kalu nda, huh luluh jantung.

Btw Ty, pa YM ko? Sy mo tanya sumthing

Kadus_Mama said...

Ida athanazir ~ HUH???? Geez!!! That is serious case there..so it wasn't the son doing?? :)

Kristie ~ hehe!! this email fowarded to me long time ago..but i was so lazy to open..so now sharing this jokes with other people..hehee

nayden79 ~ hahahaha!! if the Master say so..habis lah!! kena halau sudah tu maid...nasib dia cakap tu Gardener yang cakap!! hahahhaaa
Sudah sia kasi ko sia punya YM id sana chatbox ko.. :)

GregChai said...

Kdmama, skit sia pengsan tadi, adakah, hahahaha, sia pun ingat "habis lah ni kali tu master kana marah" rupa-rupanya udang terperangkap dalam kuey teow hahaha

Good joke ....

sia katawa sampai kuar airmata, rupanya ko ni banyak juga joke ah :)
happy weekend

Kadus_Mama said...

Gregchai ~ nah!! tu lah tu...!! hehhee terus kedapatan bah si wife..ekekeke!! Bocor rahsia!!!
Bah you have a great weekend too.. :)

Wel^Beiolman said...

Adididi..si gardener ni kan..buli2 tahan..tp bikin confuse jg ni kan..mau baca balik2 baru kenen faham betul2..haha..

★ Kobie Vanessa ★ said...

hahaha!!kedapatan rupanya tu wife..adededehh..ada jg kes bgini ah, bihaya tul

elcynthia said...

aa... sa tau, itu gardener mesti hunk mcm dalam desperate housewife tuh..hohoho!!!

Kadus_Mama said...

Wel^beiolman ~ iya!! mau baca 2-3 kali baru bulih tangkap maksud tersirat dia kan..hehee

Kobie Vanessa ~ Ko jan kobie..hehee banyak tu wife macam tu..

elcynthia ~ ntah pulak tau..mengkali hot hunk juga lah kali the gardener..hehe

Nick Phillips said...

LOL! Just read this only today and I had a good laugh for my Monday ...

Kadus_Mama said...

Nick Phillips ~ Hehehee!!!!!! Its lucky to be the maid, huh??

Nessa said...

Wakakaka... cis!! Miang oso the Lady of the house :D Nasib baik sia teda maid sama gardener! LOL!