The Maid asked her employer for a raise in pay. As you'd expect, the lady of the house was concerned about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you think you deserve an increase?' Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I feel I should have an increase.
Maria : Firstly, I iron better than you do.' Lady of the house : 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'The Master said so.' Lady of the house: 'Oh.' Maria: 'Secondly, I am a better cook than you.' Lady of the house: 'Nonsense, whoever said you were a better cook than I am?' Maria: 'The Master did.' Lady of the house: 'Oh.' Maria: 'And my third reason is that I am better in bed than you are.' Lady of the house : (very agitated now)'Did the Master tell you that too?' Maria: 'No Madam. the gardener did.' She got her pay rise!!!!!! ******************************************** Heheheeee....kedapatan the wife terus!!! akakakkakaDec 12, 2008
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ha ha !! A good one. I know a neighbor, the driver (an old man) got the maid pregnant. My neighbor thought it was his son's doing, lucky they cleared things up.
haha! i've read this joke b4, but it never fails to make me lol!
Muahahaha..nasib bukan, 'YES MADAM, THE MASTER SAID' ...kalu nda, huh luluh jantung.
Btw Ty, pa YM ko? Sy mo tanya sumthing
Ida athanazir ~ HUH???? Geez!!! That is serious case there..so it wasn't the son doing?? :)
Kristie ~ hehe!! this email fowarded to me long time ago..but i was so lazy to open..so now sharing this jokes with other people..hehee
nayden79 ~ hahahaha!! if the Master say so..habis lah!! kena halau sudah tu maid...nasib dia cakap tu Gardener yang cakap!! hahahhaaa
Sudah sia kasi ko sia punya YM id sana chatbox ko.. :)
Kdmama, skit sia pengsan tadi, adakah, hahahaha, sia pun ingat "habis lah ni kali tu master kana marah" rupa-rupanya udang terperangkap dalam kuey teow hahaha
Good joke ....
sia katawa sampai kuar airmata, rupanya ko ni banyak juga joke ah :)
happy weekend
Gregchai ~ nah!! tu lah tu...!! hehhee terus kedapatan bah si wife..ekekeke!! Bocor rahsia!!!
Bah you have a great weekend too.. :)
Adididi..si gardener ni kan..buli2 tahan..tp bikin confuse jg ni kan..mau baca balik2 baru kenen faham betul2..haha..
hahaha!!kedapatan rupanya tu wife..adededehh..ada jg kes bgini ah, bihaya tul
aa... sa tau, itu gardener mesti hunk mcm dalam desperate housewife tuh..hohoho!!!
Wel^beiolman ~ iya!! mau baca 2-3 kali baru bulih tangkap maksud tersirat dia kan..hehee
Kobie Vanessa ~ Ko jan kobie..hehee banyak tu wife macam tu..
elcynthia ~ ntah pulak tau..mengkali hot hunk juga lah kali the gardener..hehe
LOL! Just read this only today and I had a good laugh for my Monday ...
Nick Phillips ~ Hehehee!!!!!! Its lucky to be the maid, huh??
Wakakaka... cis!! Miang oso the Lady of the house :D Nasib baik sia teda maid sama gardener! LOL!
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