Nov 16, 2008

The Killer Question

This is what happen to me on one fine Sunday morning while bathing son. Isaac who is known for his curiosity did it again. For quite a long time already, he didn't asked me about his private part, but out of nothing i was asked the toughest question by son again :
Me
: *Soaping son*
Son : MOMMY!!!!! What is this?????
Me : *GRASP* Emmmmm...it's called testicle.
Son : Why i have a testicle???
Me : All boys and men have testicles...it's like that..
Son : What the testicle for???
Me : *Blank!! Cannot think any answer*
Son : Why must i have testicle?? Can i just cut it?? I only use 'bebird' to pee, so no need this lah.
Me : Cannot!! Isaac must have one..
Son : *Soaping himself* MOMMY!!!! Why if i touch testicle, its like 'biji durian'????
Me : *WAKAKAKAKA!!!! ketawa setengah mati* Whaaaaat make you think it's a durian seed??
Son : Ya lah!! It's like a durian..
Me : The shape is always like that..
Son : Mommy, i don't want to have a 'biji durian'..can cut or not??
me : cannot!!!
Son : WHY??????
and that last 'WHY' left me in a lurch trying to figure out what answer to give son that time. I still haven't answer son until now coz' i cannot think any suitable answer. So pleaseeeee!!!!!! Anybody who can think a logical asnwer for my son, Isaac???? I seriously cannot think any decent answer for him lah!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!
**tomorrow is monday!!! Arggghhhh...bencinya~~~

28 comments:

izanazuani said...

OMG, betul2 pintar oh ur son KMama... Funnynya sia baca ko punya conversation with him. Ada-ada saja pertanyaan budak-budak.

I'm not so sure la if budak tanya begitu. Maybe need to go through internet to search for the best answer.

Betul-betul soalan PANAS ni! Hahahahaha...

Lab papa said...

Hahaha, very very curious boy yet smart, then mummy need to be even smarter hahahahaha

Ntah apa soalan anak sa pula nanti time dia ble bercakap.

Why don't tell him it is the factory to produce the so called 'microphone' (hahaha sa ingat lagi ko punya old post about sperm)

Mell_f said...

*faint* maybe u can tell him the bebird and the testicles come in a set. bilang 'tidak bole buang either one,later you cant pee dgn best'.. muahahaha. sot suda sy ni.

Anyway,happy monday ;)

♥ AnnieMing ♥ said...

err.. kalau sa pun sa indataw pamacam mo jawap.. hehe.. my daughter kalau dia mo tanya soalan pelik2 bukan dia tanya sama sa, sebap in our fam sa play the garang role, her dad play the friendly role, so she preferred to ask her dad la.. kadang2 tu she asked my sister or my mum instead.. ;-p

wif kids we need to be smart kan, kalau salah jawap alamat semua urang dia p bagitau2 tu.. hehe

Nika said...

Sorry KM sia pun tia tau menjawab o. Bagus ni kalu anak sia tanya nanti I refer to the comment (jawapan) in your blog hehehe

Nick Phillips said...

*ROTFL*

All the best in trying to explain that one to him! LOL!

But do let us know how you managed to finally answer that ok :D

Little Inbox said...

Tell him if cut it off, will bleed and terribly pain!!! Haha....

Gallivanter said...

Tell him, that's where his untapped powers lie, especially when he turns 21! Hahahahaha!

@dR3h said...

a very curious little boy la your son.. hehee.. smart little boy.. kalau sa yg kena tanya pun mesti ndak tau apa mo jawap.. hehehe

Lil' Ms Pinky said...

'If you cut it off, then your bebird cannot pee. Because your testicles there got tube to connect your bebird and your pee.'

Boleh kah? :)

Good luck ya! Isaac memang terror lar.

ღ NinieJane ღ said...

hahahahaha.. isaac is isaac! hahaha.. rindu sd sa ma isaac oo hehhee dia soal sa tu ari " anty2, why the police dont have guns? where their guns? why they dont use the guns? " haha

Wel^Beiolman said...

mama..mimang susa o mau jawab ni..mau inda jwb pun susa..mau jawab pun susa..adada..paling bgs sia rasa ko kestau sja la fungsi masing2..hehe..fungsi secara saintifik yg simple la..

Mama Mia said...

hehe..your isaac never fail to ask you killer questions. kalu sia, i go for mell_f answer mangkali..bebird & testicle come in a set.

Lepas ni, agak2 apa lg soalan dia akan tny kan? LOL

elcynthia said...

have a friend who might know how to answer that question but now she's not here in labuan dy. for me cadangan si lab_papa and mama mia tuh boleh dipikirkan. *LOL* son used to discover 'his' during bath time. he's kinda amused with his so-called-founding. do share with me if you manage to handle this situation ya! *hughs*

Kadus_Mama said...

Izanzuani ~ Tediam sia masa kena tanya nie..pastu bila he mentiones pasal tu biji durian..berabis sia kasi ketawa nie..hahahah!!
If you read my old post pasal son kan..banyak lagi soalan cepu emas dia kasi sia tu..hehehee

Lab papa ~ Susah sia mau jadi smarter than son nie.dia punya soalan too advance mau kena jawap..
Hehe..ko tau kalau kami p tu medical centre, my son still panggil tu sperm, microphone..hahahaa!!

mell_f ~ nanti sia cuba bagi isaac pelbagai jawapan yang ada..sekarang dia pandai sudah tu..he can judge kalau sia menipu kan nda..hehehehee

Kadus_Mama said...

Annieming ~ Memang nda bulih salah jawab coz' ko punya first answer yang kena ingat sampai bila2 nie..i thou want to push that question to daddy, tapi si hubby tu mesti cakap..god sudah kasi like that!! Gosh!! boring kan dia punya answer..hahahahaa

Nika ~ Nah!!! ur son nanti pun tanya juga pasal hal2 sensitif lain kali..ekeke by that time, pening lah ko mau menjawap..

Nick Phillips ~ Eh?? No advice kah??
Will let you know if son will take my explanation or not..hehehe

Kadus_Mama said...

Little inbox ~ actually son already knows 'it' going to bleed if being cut, but still...

Gallivanter ~ oiii!! cannot tell him about that lah!!! hahahahaha

adr3h ~ Itu lah tu..banyak sudah soalan sia kena tanya..and suma pun bikin pening kepala nie..aduh!! nda tau lah apa macam mau explain sama son nie

Kadus_Mama said...

Lil' Ms Pinky ~ Hmmmmm..you answer is quite logic actually..might use it to explain son next time.. :)

Ninie Jane ~ tu baru kijap ko jumpa isaac tu ninie, kalau ko sudah satu hari sama dia..terus pening kepala nie sebab telampau banyak WHY dia..hehehe

mama mia ~ hopefully he won't ask about sex..!! hahhaa..ko tau lah TV ni kadang2 ada part2 yang itu kan..nanti kena tanya apa tu orang buat, habis lah sia mau cari logic explanation lagi..

Kadus_Mama said...

Wel^beiolman ~ Saintifik????? Sia pun nda tau apa macam mau kasi explain saintifik pasal testicle nie..takut nanti kena tanya telampau banyak..guess have to give the one word answer saja nie..

elcynthia ~ hahahaha!! if i MANAGE to find the solution needed, will let u know bout it...

★ Kobie Vanessa ★ said...

hahahahaha!!! betul2 la si Isaac ni Kadusss..teringat sa time di KKIA, lucuuuu betul dia, best jg ba dapat anak pintar mcm Isaac kan, tapi sa tau jg ko sakit jiwa kadang2...heheheee, sa pun kalau kna tanya tu soalan si Isaac sa nda tau pa mau jawab o, atau suruh si CW yg jawab hehehe

Kadus_Mama said...

Kobie Vanessa ~ bukan lagi kadang2..selalu sakit jiwa nie..hahahaha!! but of course, i do love Isaac very much..tappi bikin pening bah dia nie

Grace said...

Hahhah... tell him it's a pillow for his peepee to sleep on. O.o

Let me know how you go... I might need some tips on this one next time for my two boys!!

Nessa said...

Aduh, your Isaac, sia pun speechless oh! :D

Nasib baik sia punya 9 year old son inda perna tanya sia soalan cepumas cam ni lagi (for now la)... hehe

Slalu kalu sia inda buli jawab, anak sia suruh sia pi Google cari answers!! Aduh!!

nayden79 said...

Aiyooo... mana ble bebird seja. LOL. Mcm si Mell cakap, it comes in one set, nda ble cut mana2.. Haha.. Pintar btul ur son Kdmama., cepat btul dia belajar ah, curious abt everything...

cicak said...

mcmana kalau jawab, "ini God suda bagi dia begitu, tida buli kacau2"

erkk.. skali keluar lagi question yg lagi mengancam, pinsan.
oh bestnya mo ada anak ni :)

Kadus_Mama said...

Grace ~ Hahaa!! Pillow?? But..hmmm no harm trying the explanation..but son might get confused coz i'm going to give him so many facts after..hahaha

Nessa ~ Malas bah sia mau google pasal nie hal, sebab kadang2 tu theory senang jak mau guna, tapi not really applicable in real life..:)
Kalau anak ko tanya ko..apa lah ko cakap nanti?? hehehehheee

nayden79 ~ one set bah kan..hehehe mana bulih cabut..nanti sia cakap, heran pula si isaac..pastu makin banyak kena tanya nie

Kadus_Mama said...

Cicak ~ kalau ko cakap God kan..terus kena tanya lagi..God tu apa?? napa god ini..napa god itu..lagi pingsan sia mau jawap..hahaha
siok tu memang siok..tapi....kadang-kadang bikin panas juga tau especially bila tu jajal melampau2.. :)

papajoneh said...

soalan gaban ni. Hahahahaha.
nasib my son Josh didn't ask (or probably not yet!!!)

I probably ask him to ask his Lau se aka chinese teacher at school. If he ask why, because you want to know so must ask teacher only. if he ask again why mommy did not answer because the teacher ask mommy not to tell. If he ask again why again teacher ask mommy like that, because teacher smarter than mommy.. again, because mommy didn't go to school. why again, so can stay at home and bath you like right now. ask again, why.. because you ask. ask again why, you asked back why what? let him answer his own question. this can continue until no work at home done and your son still not finish bathing.
if my son ask, i just say, if u ask again, no computer tonight. done, trus berhenti on the dot. hahahaha.
if this complicated, just keep silence like what u did.. diam2 saja.
Fuiiyooohh, betul2 panjang ajaran sia ni. penat juga taip. bah the other post i continue tomorrow lah. already 630pm, need to go back home to ask my son pulak about his durian. Hahahahaha!