Sep 24, 2008

Infected by Lazy bugs

Arghhhhhhh...i don't know why i'm being so lazzzyyyyyyyyy and moody today. Been yawning like 100x while working and totally have no mood to do any work. I don't even have mood to blog actually. But..but..my day will feel incomplete if i don't write anything in my blog! (Oh owwwww..addicted already)..So here i am, typing a nonsense thing here.
This morning, i went to the washroom and noticed there was this one long curly pubic hair sticking on the wall....Eeeeeeeeeyeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I don't who it belongs to, but its defiinitely not mine lah!!! I was soooooo geli seeing it sticking there..!!! I'm wondering how it can stick there too..did somebody purposedly stick it there??????? *thinking* Ok..ok..I'm digressing..! Its not about the pubic hair i want to talk about la actually, its about the colon or intestine thing lah. Anyway, while in the toilet, i suddenly remember about one article i read..once upon a time ago.
Article - is your intestine healthy??
When you do your 'big business' (pangsai), do you notice the color of you shit (pardon me with the language used)?? No??? Well, next time, take a good look at it coz' it is very important to get a clear indication of the state of your intestine / colon :
  • If it's yellowish colour ~ Congrats!!! You probably have a good and healthy intestine.
  • If it's a lil' bit brownish ~ Still ok, but you should go to toilet more often.
  • Very dark colour ~ It's either you are constipated or there is something wrong with your intestine. Need to do a check-up with Dr. to do further test.
  • If it's greenish ~ Its either you kena terribly bad food poisoning or some says it was due to wind?? Hmmmm

Don't forget to check the diameter of you waste (or shit) as well coz' the smaller the diameter, the more you should worry about your colon.

  • If its too small, your colon probably already had this accumulated waste lining on the colon wall. Need to do some colon cleansing lah!! So why not go and get those fiber kind of drink to cleanse your colon!!
  • If its too big. Die!!! It's shows that you didn't go to toilet for few days or easier to say, YOU ARE CONSTIPATED! Drink more water and eat more fruit like papaya..this will help you to ease yourself.
  • If it's the soft watery type (hahahahahaaha!!! why i'm being sooooo grossssss here!!!????). You are having a diarrhoea for sure!!

So..after this, don't forget to check you 'oooh..ooooh' ya..You won't know how healthy is your intestine / colon unless you do this simple test while you are in the toilet. All the best with the test.

*It's very unusual for me to talk about 'feces' but i'm in a terrible mood swing right now. So blogging also gila-gila already.

28 comments:

Adora said...

Euwww... pubic hair sticking on the wall... sepa la sungguh kreatif buat begitu ahh.. But i think it's still acceptable dpd pubic hair in food... Yucksss!

Lab papa said...

Aiyaaaa kadusmama, pubic hair pun masuk blog ka hahahaha. Still ok ma, maybe not intensionally bah tu. Bagus lagi dari pile of s*** yg malakat mcm di tandas budak2 iskul randah? nah hahaha

Little Inbox said...

Hehe...pubic hair kat toilet wall normal what? Haha...
I do monitor my "shit" pattern, wakakaka, don't pengsan ya. For health purpose la. Papaya is really help to cure constipation.

Kadus_Mama said...

Adora ~ Nah itu lah!! sudah lah tu toilet tu, 3 orang perempuan jak guna..nahhhhhh sepa lah tu ah??? hahahahaha

Lab papa ~ Well, you know me bah..hahhaha suma cerita pun masuk blog..hahaha!!
For me, salah tu ada pubic hair di toilet sebab the toilet is for 3 girls only..kalau ada tai malakat d toilet, adooiiiiiii!!! nda tau lah apa mau cakap..

little inbox ~ hahahahaha!!! NOT NORMAL lah!! Very gelimen one..hehe
No pengsan lah!!! Like you say, its for health purpose.. :)

GregChai a.k.a. tukang kupi said...

It's really funny right how or where we got our ideas to write. KdMama, maybe the pubic hair that inspire you to write today, great post. I Love this one.

elcynthia said...

hoho.. TT, you made me smile lah today. just saw a tv show about
'O-O'yesterday as well. banana-shape is the perfect shape.. hahaha... kau tau yg red-cabbage is better than our local kepayas to smooth your bowel movements?? hehe..

msLabadin said...

Hi Mama! I oso monitor my waste every day... hehehe and siap report sama savo lagi but the thing is savo is not a fan of my waste report! sometimes healthy waste sometimes not!!! biasaklah tu kan? Thanks for sharing tho...

Nick Phillips said...

I'm suffering from a toothache but I just had to laugh reading this post! LOL!

I'll try to monitor my urrmm, waste from now on :D

Just said...

Hahhaahah... lucu pulak sia baca ko pnya post ari ni... sdh la pasal tu pubic hair, pasal taik lagik!! Sia pun pernah baca info pasal taik tu, tp lupa2 ingat sdh... psstt.. sia ni jenis 1 mggu 1x pangsai... hahahah...

Mama Mia said...

aiseh..wrong timing sia mbaca blog ni ari..time lunch lg ni. bila suda start baca trus imagination menjadi2 bah. But no worries..no harm done. :p funny jg post ko ni

Mimi said...

nasib baik sya baca petang. sudah makan so ok la... kesian mama mia... hehehe...

oya, i monitor my 'waste' too... but i didn't know about the diameter thingy.. hmm... learn something new today.

back in high school, one of my teachers always remind us to monitor our 'waste'. she also said that it floats, good news! if it sinks, then u shd watch what u eat... hehehe...

anyway, funny entry today hehehehe

Kadus_Mama said...

gregchai a.k.a tukang kupi ~ hehe!! anything can be a topic for me..:)

elcynthia ~ heheheee!!! wah siap ada perfect shape lagi kah pulak??? wah wah!! kalau pear shape apa macam lah tu ah?? ahahaha

maslabidin ~ Phewitt!!! nah..ada juga orang monitor selain dari sia.. :) But sia nda share sama laki ku itu..haha nanti kena marah pulak

Kadus_Mama said...

nick phillips ~ Oh Owww!! Hope your toothache is better now..
Don't forget to check your 'waste' ya..hehehe

just ~ HUH???????? 1 minggu????? Alamak! nda sakit perut kah???

mama mia ~ adedehhhhh!! masa makan kah pulak..hehehee
bah apa macam ur waste?? ada sihat kah?? ;)

Kadus_Mama said...

mimi ~ Haha!! nasib baik ko sudah makan kan???
banyak lagi bah actually fact pasal our waste nie..tapi sia malas mau taip..hahahaa last nite tu sia keboringan bah tu.. :)
yang pasal float2 tu pun ada.. :)
sepa kah cikgu di high school tu??

Mama Mia said...

sia rasa my waste dlm category sihat la. tp sia teda check tu diameter o...hehe...

sweetie~ said...

hello....:)

i don't have pubic hair bcuz i normally shave....ooppsss...there is one race that i know does not allow removing 'hair' from the body i.e the pubic and the arm pit...may be u shud blog about this next time...hehe

Kadus_Mama said...

mama mia ~ hehehe!! bagus!!! bagus!! lain kali check diameter pulak..

sweetie~ ~ hieee..thanx for dropping by...
Wahhhh!!!! You shave clean kah??? Not really sure which race you are refering..but i will do a research..hehee..
will see if i'm going to blog about it! :)

jew said...

hahahha....3 orang sj kamu guna tu toilet?ba, cek d other two punya bulu hidung, sepa telebih bulu hidung dia la empunya bulu2an tersebut..hahaha
i like this post..the taik2 thing ba..trus lapar ni..hahahahah

Kadus_Mama said...

Jew ~ hahahaa!!! apa macam mau check??? Yang penting itu bukan sia punya!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!
ko lapar taik??? adehhhh!! lain juga ko nie?? ;)

jew said...

ko pigi dekat2 dorang trus sekilas pandang la...mimang nampak tu..haha
ya lapar tai..haha...yummy!!...nda ba..hehe

urang ranau said...

belum lagi sia pi tinguk itu "sisa2" sia kadus mama..mcm inda sanggup pula mo pi tinguk hahahaha..

Choc Mint Girl said...

ISH! Muak sya suda la tadi sya naik lif banyak kali pening2 lalat trus limpas tu kitchen di coffee house bau2 daging mentah, yucky yucky ohhh... Tapi funny oh post ko hahaha... Yai, gali! :D

Kadus_Mama said...

Jew ~ hahahaha!! p dakat2!! adeedeeh!! Will try soon.. wish me luck ah!! hehee

urang ranau ~ eeeehhhh!! nda pa bah tu urang ranau..ini lah caranya mau tau tahap kesihatan colon kita..hehehe

choc mint girl ~ Ewwww bau daging mentah??? punya hanyir tu!! sia imagine pun ikut geli nie..hehe!!

Nessa said...

Kita belajar sains kesihatan dari Kadus Mama ni hari :) bagus juga ba, for info.

Ba, kalu poo-poo yang ada darah pula camana?? LOL! Tapi sia blum perna lagi nampk poo yang warna hijau oh. Poo si Incredible Hulk mangkali tu... haha

Kadus_Mama said...

Nessa ~ hehehe!! untuk kesihatan bah kan..
Poo..poo ada darah nda bagus tu..mesti mau p check doctor..means ada internal bleeding kah..hehehe kalau sia nda silap lah..
Kalau kaler hijau pulak..orang tua bilang banyak angin dalam perut..tapi sia rasa..more like kena food poisoning..hehe sebab sia pernah kena!

Kobie Vanessa said...

Kadusss kalu sa 'oooh..oooh' 2 kali sehari everyday, napa tu ah? sa tnya duktur sini ofis da bilng 'terover2 sihat' tapi sa rasa somethg wrong somwhre o sa ni!heheh..

ayoo sepa punya public hair tu ah..adehdeh pigi2 la ba trim kan hahahah :))

Poppet said...

tu taik2 tu inda sia geli tapi tu pubic hair on the wall.. haiya... apa punya habit tu ooo.. klu di lantai ble dimaafkan, di wall???
The taik punya story..
heran pula with mimi punya teacher ckp yg float tu bagus.. bukan klu float means you eat a lot of fatty food? klu sink means you eat a lot of fibre? hehehehe.. i dont know.. tis just my assumption kekekeke.. mo tunggu ni expert taik ni blog about taik yg sink or float la pula hahaha

Kadus_Mama said...

Kobie Vanessa ~ ok lah bah tu..kira sihat sebab badan ko dapat buang sisa2 yang tidak bagus..hehehe
Iya bah..tu pubic hair tu memang bikin gali oh!!

poppet ~ iya!! kin geli kan..ntah apa macam bulih sampai di dinding!! ekeke
Alamak!! nanti sia p buat research pasal taik lah nie..hahaha ko cakap2 pasal float, terus sia teingt tu coke Float pulak!! hahahaa