Infected by Lazy bugs

Arghhhhhhh...i don't know why i'm being so lazzzyyyyyyyyy and moody today. Been yawning like 100x while working and totally have no mood to do any work. I don't even have mood to blog actually. But..but..my day will feel incomplete if i don't write anything in my blog! (Oh owwwww..addicted already)..So here i am, typing a nonsense thing here.

This morning, i went to the washroom and noticed there was this one long curly pubic hair sticking on the wall....Eeeeeeeeeyeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I don't who it belongs to, but its defiinitely not mine lah!!! I was soooooo geli seeing it sticking there..!!! I'm wondering how it can stick there too..did somebody purposedly stick it there??????? *thinking* Ok..ok..I'm digressing..! Its not about the pubic hair i want to talk about la actually, its about the colon or intestine thing lah. Anyway, while in the toilet, i suddenly remember about one article i read..once upon a time ago.

Article - is your intestine healthy??

When you do your 'big business' (pangsai), do you notice the color of you shit (pardon me with the language used)?? No??? Well, next time, take a good look at it coz' it is very important to get a clear indication of the state of your intestine / colon :

• If it's yellowish colour ~ Congrats!!! You probably have a good and healthy intestine.
• If it's a lil' bit brownish ~ Still ok, but you should go to toilet more often.
• Very dark colour ~ It's either you are constipated or there is something wrong with your intestine. Need to do a check-up with Dr. to do further test.
• If it's greenish ~ Its either you kena terribly bad food poisoning or some says it was due to wind?? Hmmmm

Don't forget to check the diameter of you waste (or shit) as well coz' the smaller the diameter, the more you should worry about your colon.

• If its too small, your colon probably already had this accumulated waste lining on the colon wall. Need to do some colon cleansing lah!! So why not go and get those fiber kind of drink to cleanse your colon!!
• If its too big. Die!!! It's shows that you didn't go to toilet for few days or easier to say, YOU ARE CONSTIPATED! Drink more water and eat more fruit like papaya..this will help you to ease yourself.
• If it's the soft watery type (hahahahahaaha!!! why i'm being sooooo grossssss here!!!????). You are having a diarrhoea for sure!!

So..after this, don't forget to check you 'oooh..ooooh' ya..You won't know how healthy is your intestine / colon unless you do this simple test while you are in the toilet. All the best with the test.

*It's very unusual for me to talk about 'feces' but i'm in a terrible mood swing right now. So blogging also gila-gila already.