Aug 7, 2008

Jokes of the day : Married too long

I was blog hopping, hop and hop and hop until I reached @dr3h's Blog and read her post. This is her post..

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, ʽWhatʼs for dinner, Batman?'
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That blardy husband...!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

20 comments:

Lab papa said...

kih kih kih, lucu sungguh cerita ini..

Kadus_Mama said...

lab papa ~ iya!! hahaha kurang asam sungguh the husband..

urang ranau said...

apa la punya husband ni..hahaha tp lucu la..ada ka urg mo mengoda dia panggil batman..kui kui kui..

Kadus_Mama said...

urang ranau ~ itu lah tu..hahahaha!! jahat kan..but..but!! hahahaha lucu juga..asal sia baca balik tu jokes, terus sia ketawa sendiri2 sini opis

Ulat said...

haha~
Not catwomen meh?! =P

jew said...

hahaha..funny o husband dia kan...romantik ba tu cakap begitu...hahahahhaha lagi la..

Nick Phillips said...

LMAO! That is a hilarious joke indeed but it sure sounds like reality ...

Kadus_Mama said...

ulat ~ eh not catwomen lah..its batman!! hahahaha

jew ~ hahahaha!! iya...romantik macam tai!! hahahahaa

nick phillips ~ Hahaha!! Ya crazy jokes..huh..hope it won't happend to us.. :) i mean u and ur wife..me and my hubby..hahahaha

Poppet said...

nasib baik tiada cerita seterusnya, klu tidak mengkali jadi.. batman terus terajang the hb hehehhe..

chegu carol said...

itu husband main maksud tersirat bah tu...hahaha!

Kadus_Mama said...

poppet ~ akakaka!! habis lah bah kalau kena terajang

chegu carol ~ ehem..ehem..apa maksud dia tu ah carol?? hahaa

queen bee said...

Haha! I caught you laughing and laughing out a big laugh... baik sudah kepala? Now my turn.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Lucu.. batwoman the wife, BADman the husband.

Poppet said...

oo mungkin jugalah chegu... gurau-gurau manja bah tu hehehhe

Kadus_Mama said...

queen bee ~ hahaha!! BADman huh?? (mesti ko pun teketawa terkekek-kekek nie)

papajoneh said...

hahahahaha... lucu ni. hahahahaa. Kesian the wife... expecting something out of it.. kena cakap gitu pulak...hahahahhaa

however, this can be the reality too.. sad but true.

Usually like this, "Kau ni ok kah apakah ni? Kau sakit kah?" hahahahahhaa

Kadus_Mama said...

papajoneh ~ Tu lah..very kesian the wife kan..
But i think its true juga lah..hahaha..imagine pakai sexy sikit di rumah, then the husband terus tanya..
"oit!! Apa nie?? Sot kah??" hahahaha i can imagine my hubby asks me that in the future

Shemah said...

hahahahaha.. that was sooo hilarious!! Kesiaaannn pulak si bini. But yeah, I guess it's true lah kan.. like papaj bilang.. Ko sakit kah??

Takut jugak the husband the wife jadi lali. hahaha..

But if my hubby said that to me, nah.. tidur lah kau dekat kolam. LOL!

Kadus_Mama said...

shemah ~ HAHAHHAHAHA!!!! Tidur dekat kolam lagi tu!! akakakakaa
But still...hope it won't happen to us lah..mana lah tau kan..

emelda said...

hahahhahahahaha..this is funny man. Stages of men life...

Kadus_Mama said...

emelda ~ iya bah..scary mary juga kan..mana lah tau kita pun kena nanti..sekali kena panggil The Thing..nah habis lah! hahaha