Hahahaa!! I'm sure my title give you a heart attack kan?? Well, it does to me. I've been wanting to post about this "porn star" story since yesterday, but i was a little busy FBing, and totally forgot about it once i hit the pillow last nite.
Actually, I have my Pangkor Island story to tell, but i guess that have to wait until tomorrow. Porn Star story is more interesting..hehehee
So what's the story? It happened yesterday when i was playing poker in Zynga. I was using my Myspace account to play as i don't want those under my FB poker buddy to see me playing during working hours!!! HAHAHHAAA it was 3 hands only what!! Anyway, i was in the 5k/10k blind table when one of the most stupidest idiotic fu*cking moron said this to me. Well, there is a chat box and everyone can chat there..
Steve : Yo! elspeth..Do you want to suck my d*ck????
Me : *fuming mad* Are you stupid or what steve???
Steve : Why??
Me : Do i look like i'm a porn star to you??
Steve : Yes you are!
Me : Are you a blind idiot???
Steve : You look like you are happy in your picture.
Me : So??
Steve : I'm sure you are on top of 'somebody'
Me : Stupid!!
Steve : Yes! You are..
Me : You bloody bas*ard!! Next time you stupidly ask a girl this kind of question, go suck your own fu*king di*ck first!! MORON!!!!
And then..i stood up and about to cabut lari from the table when the guy still have a guts to type "LOL"!!! Bangang!!!! Seriously!!!! I was sooooooooo damn angry yesterday..! I know it's just a poker game but the guy is(he is Irish) really a moron!!! He has his photo with a small baby on his lap, but acting like a pervert assh*ole!!!!! (Nah!! maradang sudah si kaDusMama nie!!!!)! I left the table immediately!
Now..if you think the poker game i play is a nice and fun game to play, you are seriously wrong. Once in a while, there will be a moron or stupid people on the table. Countless times i was called BITCH because i won the moronic player's chips and i didn't give my chips to idiotic player who has no chips..! HAHAAHA But it was the first time somebody said i'm like a porn star pulak!!!!
Then..after i meradang already, somebody sent me a msg in my skype and see the photo below. DAMN!!!!! What is wrong with the people nie????? Eh..some more the name is Nick!! HAHAHA (Jangan marah Nick Phillips). Why is there so many pervert out there??? Maybe Nick77777 was hoping some stupid girl will respond to his "interest"???
Geez...ini baru lah ranting post kan??? HAHAHHA..sorry lah guys..I don't intend to burst out myself like this, but I really hate the Steve Guy and Nick77777 lah!!! If i have a bomb with me and i can send them online, i'm sure the two guys will be a dead meat by now! HAHAHA But..that was just a thought..bukannya real pun!! Heheeee..If it's real, nobody will want to come to my blog anymore oh after this!! HAHAAH Suma takut kena bomb!!
So that's is about kaDusMama story to share today. Sekian terima kasut kerana sudi membaca nonsense rant ini!!
