Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Mar 17, 2009

Mommy...u cee, the 'cock' run..run already..

This is my daughter..who is 27 months or 2 years and 3 months now..! She start talking when she turned one and by now, she babble and talk more than the mommy. Her favourite is to copycat whatever uttered by the brother, Isaac. A lot of people don't believe she is 2 years ++ old as she can speak better than some 3 years old kiddo and yeah..my kids can speak 3 languanges at the same time. Though their malay is with Sabahan slang..but its still understandable lah..(eh? Apa punya Intro nie??? heheee)

So..last sunday, there was this Swiss Open Badminton Match showed in Astro. Me, hubby, Son and daughter were watching the match and when Lee Chong Wei won his battle against Lin Dan..all of us were cheering up like stupid in the middle of the nite. i'm sure if you watch the match that day, you noticed the Shuttlecocks were escorting the winners to receive their winning prize kan...! Son saw the shuttlecock..and get so excited..! He keep telling me..."Mommy!! you see the shuttlecock run.."..Me : "Ya lah..very cute kan??"

Pix borrowed from PapaJoneh's Blog

Daughter, doesn't want to be left behind, stood up trying to get all of our attentions and screamed "MOMMY!!!!! YOU CEE (see), THE COCK RUN..RUN..ALREADY!!!". Bwhahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I was a lil' bit shocked when daughter suddenly screamed like that..and after a few secs..i burst into laughter coz' she said "COCK" and not Shuttlecock!!! HAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! I better tell son to speak properly next time or else my daughter going to repeat whatever he said wrongly in the future....Hehee
So..thats about my post today..hehheeeee!!! I'm still laughing like sot in the office whenever i think about daughter..!!

Oct 30, 2008

The consequences of sleeping around!

I received an email this afternoon from my friend and this is what he shows me!!! hahahah!! So cute erk...the Zeborse??? Akakkaka (eh is it a Horse or donkey?? Hahaha I'm confused!!)

Moral of the story : Don't simply sleep around with somebody you don't know or else, you'll become like the Zebrose!! Heheheee

Oct 14, 2008

Caught in the Act

*Post was typed last night, but only published on tuesday morning..too lazy to post it last night..

No!! We haven't catch the bad robbers just yet! I don't think we ever will find out who are the robbers anyway. Today monday, I'm still in a somber mood as i still cannot catch up my piled up works that needed to be done urgently. I cannot even finish my works today as I still need to gather all the lost info. *sigh* My mood to blog is kinda low right now. My mind turned blank everytime I'm trying write something decent enough to read..

Anyway...what's up with my post title of Caught in The Act??? Well, actually it was about my son who was caught in the act sometimes ago when we were hanging around at 1-utama. I was with son and daughter (who was sleeping peacefully on her stroller) in a nice clothes shop. I was busy looking for a nice blouse when son (in his usual act) scurrying around trying to find things he can disturbs and destroy. Thats when he saw a lots of the decoration pebbles on the floor of the shop entrance. Son was soooooooooo excited, he started to collect the pebbles and wanting to take it back home. I warned son not to take those pebbles or else, i will tell the shop owner about him taking the pebbles and let the police come and take him for stealing. Son got scared and he did put back 'all' pebbles where he took earlier. So out we were, i was about to go to the other shop when son said this to me...

Son : Mommy....come we go back!!!

Me : why???? Mommy still want to buy something..

Son : Oh!!! Isaac didn't take any of the pebbles ah...

Me : *startled* What???

Son : Isaac didn't take any of the rock..*innocent face*

Me : OK!!! TAKE OUT THE ROCK NOW!!!!!!

Son : ...........

Me : Isaac!!! Where is the pebble??

Son : Ayooooo!!! Its in my pocket lah!!!

Me : *doink my head* You better return back the rock now or else mommy will call the police. Do you know its wrong to take people's things without permission???

Son : Hmmmmm...(run back to the shop and throw the rock on the floor and run back to me)

Actually i wanted to laugh when son told me about him not taking the small rock with him! Haha so much for telling me about his act! But i don't want him to think that I'm ok with his act, so with a stern and the most 'garang face' in the world, I told him about his wrongdoing! Hehe Luckily son understand what i told him.

So..thats how i caught son in the act of taking a pebble without permission! No means yes...yes means no!! Hehe thats my understanding of son's attitude. Like that lah! If a small kid like isaac can do that, i guess an adult has no problem doing the same...true or not??? Hehehee

Sep 17, 2008

A million dollar worth of painting

My son is one small boy who really..really loves all type of superhero movies. Since he was 2 years ++, he has been watching all type of superhero type of movie like Incredible Hulk, Hell Boy, Spiderman and many many others. We don't have to play the DVD for him as son knows how to operate the DVD player himself.
As year goes by, son now has 'evolved' from a movie spectator to an artist who can draw a nice drawing. Hmmmmm...what an amazing revelation. Day by day, son spent most of his time drawing all his favourite characters. This past 1 week, my son's fascination toward Spiderman and Dr. Otto has resurfaced after few months of talking, sleeping and keeping anything that has to do with incredible hulk.
From what my MIL told me, son will spent most of his time after school to watch Spiderman 2 and draws his favourite characters like Dr. Otto. (Aik!!! Change to villain already..hehehe). Yesterday, son asked me to find a nice photo of Dr. Otto for him to do a reference to draw his Dr. Otto. I managed to find one which i think is decent and cool enough for son's standard. After i printed the pix, wow!!! Son was sooooooooooooooo excited to draw his Dr. Otto, he used all his drawing pad to draw a nice Dr. Otto.

Dr.Otto from Spiderman 2

Not satisfied with his drawing, son 'forced' daddy to draw one for him too. He demanded his Dr. otto to be coloured nicely and even remind daddy not to forget to draw a bag for Dr. Otto (actually there was one scene Dr. Otto carry a yellow bag). Thats how much son like Dr. Otto. Oh before i forget, son gave Dr.Otto a nice name and sounds very polite too. Yeah..he called him Fighting Uncle Monster! Hahahahaaaa

This is Dr.Otto drew by daddy as requested by son.

This morning, when i was about to go to work, i cannot resist to take some pix of son creative drawings. Fuhhhh!!!! How proud I am to have such a little boy who is so full of creativity to draw his own uncle monster. Be prepared to see son's creative work as I'm going to show it to you and make you "Ahhhhhh..and Woooooowwwww" with it. So..on the count of...

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TADAAAAAAAAAAA.........................

Ekekekekeeeeee!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaaa!!!! Oiiiitttt stop laughing lah!!! I know his drawing is not as good as Da Vincci creations!!! But still, he put a lotssssssssssss of effort in it what!!!! If you observe properly his drawing, son has a very vivid imagination of Dr.Otto looks. He did draw the four 'snakes' correctly and even get the three claws drawn on every 'snakes'. Even his monster has a nice set of teeth, a nice hair , 2 hands and 2 legs!! Hehehe Of not to forget, Dr.Otto has a hat exactly like the Spiderman Movie too. Hehehe True????? NO??????

Thats why I'm so proud with son..hehehe there maybe many other 4 years old kids out there who can draw a very nice drawing, but still I admire son's creativity mah. Hope he will have a talent like daddy in the future. Hehehee

Eh...what are you waiting for????? Give son a good applause lah!!! Akakakkakakaaaaaa

Sep 13, 2008

Tag : Difficult-to-do

I got tagged again!! ahahahaaaaa...OMG!! My tags are mounting up now. I better finished some of it or else I will feel so guilty for not finishing it. I was tagged by Nick Phillips for this quite-difficult-to-do tag! So pardon me if my answer is a lil' bit blurry or doesn't make sense at all!! haha I'm in a holiday mood right now, so my mind is already somewhere else..
So here goes my answer for this..erkkk..Nick..whats the name of this tag ah????
My roommates and I once: Stay up the whole night at hostel to get ready to run in case there is a fire drill.
Never in my life have I
: Touch any of the slimy worm-type-of-family creatures!!!
High school was
: The time that I gained tremendous weight! Celaka betul!!!
When I’m nervous
: My face will turned red and my teeth will start to chatter..(hahahaha!! tipu saja lah!!)
My hair
: Is getting thinner and thinner over the years..
When I was 5
: Emmmmm...i can draw a skeleton??
When I turn my head left
: I can see our office meeting room
I should be
: Be staying in Labuan or Langkawi to get a cheap luxury car
By this time next year
: Its either I become SAHM or still working..hahaha
My favorite aunt is
: Choc Mint Girl' Mama..phew!! she is one rock aunty you can find on planet earth
I have a hard time understanding
: My Arabic (compulasory) subject when i was in form 1-3..Until now, i only remember the words like Al-Kitab and Tirmiz! bwahahaha!!
My ideal breakfast is
: That delicious century egg porridge...nyummmmm!!!
If you visit my home town
: You will be surprised to see Si cacat (our cat) and Si ckut (the dog) in our house can sleep together the whole night
If you spend the night at my house
: You will get frightened hearing me screaming every minutes. Hahahaha!! Fierce mom nie..
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds
: Rhinoceros. Hahaa!! Isn't it cute to see a rhino flying on the air???
I shouldn’t have been
: Disturb my pimples. See now my face has this scar already..
Last night I
: Company my kids playing lanterns..
A better name for me would be
: E****** Ashley Maurice (Muahahahahahaa!!!!!)
I’ve been told I look like
: Jennifer Lopez also got..Jennifer Aniston also got..who else???
If I could have any car, it would be
: The New RAV4 (I'm a 4WD fan oh but the price is damn crazy..RM203,000.00!! *doink!! Fainted*)

Now..my favourite part..Tagging time!!! Hahahaha Well, since its weekend, i guess everybody has the time to do some tag..So the lucky persons to be tagged are:

Have a wonderful weekend everybody...

Sep 11, 2008

I SLAP you till you cry..

Thursday, 11th September 2008...Hmmmmm, anything special???? Well, nothing I guess..KaDusMama is back to normal from her fiery mood..hehe..Actually, i'm still monitoring the situation at son's class by asking son if the stooopid teacher still hits the students in the class, luckily the answer is 'Noooooo!' *phew*..One more hit, and i can assure you, the teacher career will be over soon. (aiseh!!! Ganas konon me!!)
Oh!! to my colleague.. Ms. Chong Lee Ping..Happy birthday ya..I know you read my blog.. hope you have a great day today..

Soooooo...whatsup with all the 'beettle bugs' car pix in my blog nie???? Nah!! This is just a nonsense post I'm writing today..not about a volkswagen making me angry or what. If you are Sabahan, I'm sure you know the significant of seeing this Bug Car on the road while with your friend or whoever happend to be with you at that time. Heheh...whats that?? Hahahhaah Yeah..yeah..Its the only moment we are allowed to slap our friend's / sibling /father /mother / nenek / datuk / cousins /'s forehead while shouting or maybe screaming like this ....
BUTITIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PEK-BAGON!!!!!!!
True?? No??? Heheheheee!!! Well, i remember when i was with my sisters or friends, whenever we saw this 'cute bug car' around (doesn't matter on the road kah, parking lot kah), our slap-your-forehead hand reflexs will automatically goes to wherever available forehead to be slapped. heheheee For sure, those who managed to slap the other person will smile gleefully and jumped around in happiness. Haha thats how fun this game is...

I thought this game will extinct once I live in KL. But..but..nah..! This game is just too precious to be thrown away from my life just like that. So what i did was..Introduced this game to hubby! Hehe And thats when this game become more interesting.. When I still have no car two years ago, hubby was my driver who sent me everywhere including to office (Duhh!!! We work in the same office..what!!) After I introduced the game to him, we both became a 'crazy lunatic' who constantly..all the time fully alert to our surrounding (while in the car la!!) looking for this volkswagon car. I don't know why, but i really do love slapping hubby's forehead and seeing him yelp in pain! Hahahaha..well of course if hubby can blocked my palm before it reached his forehead, i will lose my opportunity to get my hand laid on his forehead.
But no..this game is not exactly the one you guys still playing now, me and hubby have change the rules of the game slightly actually. Its more like this..
  • Whoever see the 'butitit car' can simply shout first to get the chance to slap the other person's forehead. Just shout 'BUTITIT'...no need any action.
  • Its not necessary for us to slap the other person forehead on the spot. Our 'Butitit' slap has a validity of 3 days. If its not used, the slap will expire.
  • We are not allowed to slap each other forehead while in office..but only office, anywhere else is OK! (hubby even 'butitit' me once when i was just about to doze off to sleep! Celaka sungguh!!!)
  • In the event that both of us have the same score (I saw one car, hubby saw one car), we are consider even in our score. Cannot slap suka-suka the other person forehead.
  • If any of us accidently slap twice for 1 score, the poor victim who kena slapped are allowed to give 10 slaps to the 'cheater' (hehehe..the persons who ambi kesempatan want to give double slaps)
Hehehe..fun kan?? Well, this game has been played by me and hubby for few years already thou less frequent now as we both drive different car already. But, when I'm with hubby, our alertness will immediately up to ensure none lose the golden chance to slap ones forehead. Hehehe There was one time, when i was pregnant with daughter (i owed 1 slap from hubby), hubby slapped me real hard and that really make me super angry. Without thinking rationally, I shouted at hubby and said this.. "Next time, just take a big kayu (stick) and bash my head with it. I'm sure you will be satisfied with that...." (actually we cannot get angry when our forehead get slapped) Hahhahahaha!! Crazy kan?? What to do..hubby really slapped me hard that time. Until my forehead had this red fingers mark on it oh..But..that was last time...(like i never bash hubby kuat-kuat last time!! hahahaha) Now, we both are still on this game..but less lah..No matter what, I'm loving this game sooo much..I don't think i will quit this game forever..(well, maybe if i cannot lift up my hand anymore, i will quit lah!!) hehehe...Oh..both my kids know how to play this game as well..so just imagine 4 bunch of butitit lunatic gileslapping each other forehead in the car..ekekeke!! To hard to imagine leh...??? So how about you??? Do you still play this game with your friends / siblings / relatives / cat??? Do share your story as well lah.....

Aug 25, 2008

Fan sounds like pants meh??

Ahhhhhh...what a sleepy monday i have today. When i opened my eyes this morning, my head was sooooooo heavy, i snoozed back to sleep. The cold weather not helping at all. Make me want to sleep somemore. At 7.15am, i finally managed to drag myself off from my bed. Hubby was still sleeping like a baby, and it was my great pleasure to shook him off from sleep and prepare my son's milk. Ekeke!! I hate it when i had to wake up early while hubby is cosily tucked under the blanket, so the only way to get even with him is, make him wake up as early as me. Hehe..
Son pulak, *sigh* very difficult to get him to wake up and prepare to school. I had to drag him off from bed and tell him the story of 'Green Man @ Incredible Hulk' in order to get him fully opened his eyes. School has re-opened today, and son has a trouble waking up early in the morning! Once son is ready, he makes a noise telling me he doesn't want to go to nursery pulak! He keep asking me WHY???????? he has to go to nursery..!!! I don't know, the last 2 days before school holiday, son was crying at nursery for 2 days in a row. The reason of crying, nobody fetch him back home early. Kesian!! It was raining and a little bit dark outside and son thought we have forgotten about him.
Oh..'bout my weekend...nothing special actually. Me and family did went out to 1-utama for a while to look for a training pants for daughter. Yeah..!! daughter will be out from disposable diaper soon. But..but..no luck lah! i went to chico to look for it and funny thing had happend.
Me : *walk here..walk there looking for the training pants*
Sales girl : *chit-chatting with the friends*
Me : Excuse me, do you sell any training pants here??
Sales girl : Huh?? Ape tu??
Me : Training pants. *smile politely to her*
Sales girl : Ape bende tu?? Kipas ke?? Yang macam tu?? *point the fan that put at the stroller*
Me : *Bang my head on the wall* Eh!! bukan Fan, tapi training pants. Seluar yang kite gune nak toilet train budak kecil??
Sales girl : *Still Blank* Takde lah..
Me : Oh! Nevermind then..TQ!
Hahahaha!! like that also can kah?? I don't know, do you think Pants and Fan sounds the same?? Luckily she answered me in a polite manner..so i pun kesian lah with her and didn't prod her any further..if she was to answer me in a rude manner..hmmm..I will 'ketuk' her head. hehehe. Well, the things is, daughter is starting to use the potty to 'shii shii' and 'oohh ohhh', but since she still on diaper now, she has a difficulties to reach the potty on time as time is needed to take off the pant and diaper. So she will need a pants that could be easily pull down whenever she want to use the potty. I know some of the new mommies out there are expert in this kind of Cloth Diapering things or other clothing related to baby/toddler. If you can provide me the info (online kah, shop kah..no problem) where to get cheaper training pants, do let me know ya. I already gather some info from Osso, but some of the training pants are pretty expensive. RM70 per pc???? *faint* There is one shop in 1-utama selling a training pants, but..but..the pants not attractive at all lah..it is sell RM60/3 pcs. So..anybody who can give me info about this matter?? TQ in advance from me!!
So like that lah my story today..! I wish i can 'hu haa hu haaa' more but need to work la..now also curi-curi blogging oh! heheheee..Now!! is my turn to blog hop to your blog and do some commenting....wait for me ya!! :)

Aug 7, 2008

Jokes of the day : Married too long

I was blog hopping, hop and hop and hop until I reached @dr3h's Blog and read her post. This is her post..

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, ʽWhatʼs for dinner, Batman?'
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That blardy husband...!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Jul 23, 2008

What happend when your kids watch too much superhero movie??

Long gone the day Son was crazy about spiderman and Hell Boy. He is now is called GreenMan at home. If you call him, Isaac, he will correct you and tell you his name is Green Man! ahaha! It has been more than 1 month we brought him to cinema to watch incredible hulk, but he is still crazy about this fierce looking monster. *roll eyes*When I bought lots of candies the other day, my son only picked the green colour candies. The reason, because he is a Green Man and he should only eat the green colour one. Duh!!! aparak!!

Next time, do limit your kids from watching tooooooooo much superhero kinda movies. Because if you didn't, this is what going to happend:
=> Your kids will start to act like the superhero.

=> Your kids will start roaring like the superhero

=> Your kids will start to talk like the superhero

=> Your kids cannot stop watching the movie. They will keep playing the movie all over and over and over until you can memorize the whole movie script.

=> Your kids will tell you they love the superhero more than they love you. (hahaha!! My son told me that)

=> Your kids will start colouring each other. (son used a green colour pencil to paint daughter and change her to be incredible hulk)

=> You will become crazy to deal with a fierce little 'monsters' in your house!

Son giving me his superhero look! Duh!!!

Son in action! he thought he created that 'electric looking' thing.

Well..I hope the reasons I give are enough for you for not letting your kids to watch too much superhero movies. So, PLEASE!! Do not let you kids watch to much superhero kind of movies!!!

Apr 26, 2008

Batman???

Imagine your parents gave you a name after one of their favourite superhero. SO TRAGIC!!!

Do you know how pity this guy having the same name like Superhero Batman and also happen to be Suparman's son. The Authority in Singapore thought he was fooling them when he gave them his name. Ish! Ish! Hahaa!! ada-ada saja.

~~HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!~~

Apr 25, 2008

Mommy, what is that??


I was with son at the medical centre near my house last nite (Son has a stomachache). Since the waiting period was really long, i brought him to see babies at the nursery room, walk here..walk there, went outside for a while. Then there was something at the wall caught his attention.
"Mommy, what is that?? Son asked
"Which one??" I asked him back
"Neh..the blue thing up..up there.." Son pointed the object to me
"Ah...hmmmm..arh..uhhhh...ahhmmmm!!??" Me cannot answer him
"Mommy...what is that??" Son asked again (very loud some more)
"Emmm...what is that??" I asked him back
"Aiyoooo..it's a microphone lah!!" Son, with a biggggg sound explaining to me.

I cannot talk after that. See what my son say is a microphone...
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Muahahahahahahaaaaa!!! Wakakakakakakaka!!!! I was laughing like crazy in front of soooo many people last night. Laugh soooo many times too...ekekekeee How can he tells me it's a microphone???

Apr 24, 2008

My 10th Anniversary is coming.

My 10th Anniversary is coming. Not that i'm married for 10 years. I've been married for only 5 years and I don't celebrate my wedding anniversary..My special anniversary is about meeting with dear hubby for the 1st time. It's the day when he asked me "LU NAMA APA??" hehee I still cannot get over with the first question he asked me!! HERE is the story on How I meet my husband.
Anyway, My anniversary is this coming Jun..I know..I know..there is still plenty of time to think about it, but I cannot help myself to think on what I should plan for my special day. 1 Decade oh!! A dear friend of mine suggested that I go to Phuket with hubby, but leaving my kids for more than 1 day seems too long to me..So far, i have no plan yet. Any suggestion??
Well, other than anniversary story, I have this funny incident happened last night. I went to buy the nice 'fried chicken' at one the Malay stall near my house when this bunch of kids whistling at me..
"*Wewit*!!!! Cik Adik..nak pegi mana tu? Boleh berkenalan??" CIK ADIK???? LOL!!! I found the endearment they used totally hilarious!! Ahahahahaa If only they know I already have two kids and soooo much older than them (Well, I'm not that old actually..only 28). Of course i don't bother to look at the stupid people. Jalan terus PUTATAN-KK!! hahahaaaa

Apr 6, 2008

What is wrong here??

Last friday, Hubby asked son what he had learned at school. And the standard answer is ABC..Cannot be the same ABC everyday mah..rite? So i asked son whether Teacher taught them to sing..he say yes! So Son pun teach la daddy how to sing for a while, then they sing together for me to give comment. This was how they sing :
Are you sleeping, Are you sleeping,
Brother Joy..Brother Joy,
Morning wake up ring-ring, Morning wake up ring-ring,
Ding dong bell..ding dong bell
Something wrong with the song?? Oh yeah!! I laughed setengah mati once they finish the song! You tell me lah what is wrong with it..heheeeee

Apr 2, 2008

I was fooled on April Fool

Yesterday was April Fool Day right? Punya BIKIN PANAS..
Sure everybody have their own story of April Fool Day. I don't prank people ah! Just not interested to make people life miserable for a second.
So my story yesterday was like this..
During lunch time i received an SMS from dad which really make me panicked. Can you imagine he wrote his sms like this ~
"Apa kamu buat? Jangan tekejut, ini bukan April Fool punya cerita. Apa la nasib saya ni, sepanjang malam di rumah pun tiba-tiba kena tangkap polis. Sekarang saya di kaunter balai polis kena soal siasat. Adakah orang buat fitnah, konon saya g rogol anak si R***N"
(What are you doing? Do not get shocked, this is not April Fool story. Why i'm so bad luck, i've been staying at home every night and suddenly can get arrested by police. I'm now at the police station counter for interrogation. Somebody accused me raping Mr. R***N's daughter)
When i got his sms, my heart was really like its going to drop on the floor. I cannot imagine somebody can accused my dad doing something really bad like that. Of course i know it was April Fool day yesterday, but as my dad already mentioned it was not a AF Prank, sure i became worry lah. Who wasn't kan?
I tried to call dad few times, but i cannot get through his line. I became more worry because my dad doesn't usually off his phone unless he was outstation. So i tried to call my mom. NO answer! call again! NO answer! Darn!! already panic like hell that time. I called my younger brother, cannot get through...called the other number...Tootttttt! Tootttttt!! ......
"Hello!!" Brother answer nonchalantly
"Ui!!! mana bapa??? Apa hal sampai boleh masuk balai polis?????????" me shouting to my brother
"Apa ni??????" Brother confused
"Bapa di balai polis kah??"
I scold brother again
"BUDUH!!!! mana ada..tu nah dia tu"
Bro told me
"Silaka!!!! Panggil bapa sekarang!!!!!!"
Me relieved and angry at the same time
Bro passed the phone to dad.....
"kah! kah! kah! kah!" Dad laughed out very-very loud
"Silaka ko sana!! Kurang asam!! Bongoh!!!"
me screaming at my dad
"Muahahahahaha! kotoh! April Fool Bah!!"
Dad had the guts to tell me that!
"SILAKA!!! buduh juga mau buat prank macam ni"
Me still marah
"Wakakakakakaka..jangan lah marah Dong!! Mau kasi kena, mesti mau kaw-kaw"
dad said (Mind you, he gave me few types of laughter somemore yesterday..)
"BUDUH!! bongoh!!!" I cannot stop saying this two words oh yesterday! hehe
Can you imagine my dad can think this kind of prank to us (the children) and also his sister? My cousin did mentioned about the prank in her blog too.
Luckily i managed to contact my brother first. My sister kena worse than me, my dad even crying and being so dramatic when my sister called him. Kurang asam or not you think?
Next time, i should be prepared for April Fool lah..cannot always be fooled on April Fool Day!
Word of the day.. Buduh = Bongoh = Stupid Kotoh = Serve you right Silaka = Kurang asam = Damn

Jan 24, 2008

Lady out there!! You like it THICK and LONG???

Sometimes ago..i had a talked with one of my girlfriend.. It was like this... "M***** How do you like it? Thick? Long?" i asked her "Of course thick and long...who want short one" "But why ah??" me asked again "This thing also want to ask meh?? of course satisfaction and i like it lah.." "Iya lah oh!" me again "Black is better..Black..thick and long!! wah! so perfect..Very less female like it short and thin lah!" "But too long also not nice mah.." "Oittt nobody ask you to keep your hair until reach the ground lah..if too long then cut it! Don't grow it somemore! Chit! scolded by her pulak!!!! And you..what's in your mind ah?? we only talked about hair ok, nothing more..nothing less..!!