I was fooled again this year!!!! Celaka!!!!

Today, 2nd of April 2009, kaDusMama woke up with her right eye swollen and it is obviously rivals to the katak puru eyes back home..!! She was wondering how on earth her eyes can grow soooooo kembang for no apparent reason!! So she pondered about her pathetic condition the whole morning and there was only one thing could caused her eye to be katak puru eyes, and it was probably due to the PAIN KILLER she took last nite!! DARN!!!!

Ok! Ok! Enough with a very formal essay to write this post…! Hehee My right eyes is swollen and I’m not really sure what have caused it. What I remember, I took a pain killer at 4am due to the killing headache I was having last nite. When I tried to wake up this morning, my eyes refuse to be opened..and I thought I was still sleepy that time. Only when I went into the bathroom I noticed my horror state as my eye was bulging. Hehee not that it bulged like it was going to pop out lah..just kembang-kembang like that lah.. Bengkak or not, I still have to work, and punyaaaaaaaaaaaaa buruk my eyes now..!!!! Now…I’m wondering if a pain killer can cause ones eyes to be swollen???? Any idea???

Other story..! Yesterday was ‘April the Fool’, right??? Anybody play a nasty prank to your friend?? Or got fooled by your friend???? Hehee Well…I was fooled by my brother-in-law…!! So celaka punya orang!!!! HAHAHAHA Imagine he called me at 1.20am in very stressed and worried voice like something bad had happened..here was our conversation :

Phone ringing. *Love story by Taylor Swift ringing tone*.

Me : Hello????????? (For goodness sake, it was 1.20am!)

BIL : Hello..Ty!! Ko sudah tidur??? *sad

Me : Belum..sia tingu movie. Kenapa??

BIL : Pasal kakak ko.

Me : Napa...kamu begaduh lagi? (heheee..they fought before )

BIL : Bukan…dia bulum balik rumah lagi sampai sekarang.

Me : Ai???? Napa dia nda balik??? Kamu begaduh????

BIL : Tidak..sia pun nda tau mana dia. Tadi sia mau pi ambil dia lepas kerja. Tapi bila sia sampai sana, teda dia sana..

Me : Ko tia phone dia?? *worry*

BIL : Ada. Tapi dia nda mau sambut.

Me : Kenapa juga sampai macam tu??? Ko ada marah dia ka nie??? Apa lagi ko buat this time?? *hahahaa..jahat bah accusing*

BIL : Teda apa-apa sia buat. Ko tulung lah sia..ko phone dia. Suruh lah dia balik rumah. Kesian anak-anak tunggu dia. Sia pun masih tunggu dia lagi nie.

Me : Ish! Kamu ni..ada-ada saja..! Bah ya lah..sia phone dia sekarang lah..

BIL : Bah..tankiu ah..suruh kakak ko pulang rumah ah!

Me : Bah! Ya lah!!!!

Dialled my sister number... *tooot….tooot.* toot…..tooot*

Sis : Hello…*suara baru bangun*

Me : Uiiii!!! Mana ko nie??? Napa ko nda balik rumah?????

Sis : Huh???? Apa nie??

Me : Ko begaduh kah sama laki ko?? Napa ko nda balik rumah???

Sis : Astagaaaa....si B*** kasi April Fool ko tu!!!!!

Me : *baru ingat it is 1st April* KURANG ASAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sis : Hahahaaaaa!! Sia sini rumah tidur-tidur nie. Pukul berapa sudah oh???

Me : Silaka!!!!! Jaga si B*** tu!!!! Buduh!!! Bikin takut urang saja...suda lah pkl 1 lebih pagi sudah nie!!!

Sis : hahahaaaa...ko kasi kana dia lah balik!!

Me : bah!!! Jaga dia tu!! Silaka betul!!!!!! Bah ko pi lah tidur..sia pikir dulu idea mau kasi kena dia nie!! Heheheeee

Sis : Bah!! Ya lah!!!

Now!! I really hate when people play a prank on me..what more in the middle of the night. Do you know how sickening is that??? I was really terrified to receive a call in ‘not so appropriate’ time.

But if you think my BIL is terrible, you should read my last year April fool’s story, I was fooled on April Fool!! It was even worse than what my BIL did. Can you imagine my dad play a prank on me, my sister and even my Aunt???? It was the craziest prank somebody had ever done to me. I’m not going to tell you what it was..heheee Go and read it yourself..!!! Heheeee

So how about you guys??? How was your April Fool Day????

I was fooled on April Fool

Yesterday was April Fool Day right? Punya BIKIN PANAS..

Sure everybody have their own story of April Fool Day. I don't prank people ah! Just not interested to make people life miserable for a second.

So my story yesterday was like this..

During lunch time i received an SMS from dad which really make me panicked. Can you imagine he wrote his sms like this ~

"Apa kamu buat? Jangan tekejut, ini bukan April Fool punya cerita. Apa la nasib saya ni, sepanjang malam di rumah pun tiba-tiba kena tangkap polis. Sekarang saya di kaunter balai polis kena soal siasat. Adakah orang buat fitnah, konon saya g rogol anak si R***N"

(What are you doing? Do not get shocked, this is not April Fool story. Why i'm so bad luck, i've been staying at home every night and suddenly can get arrested by police. I'm now at the police station counter for interrogation. Somebody accused me raping Mr. R***N's daughter)

When i got his sms, my heart was really like its going to drop on the floor. I cannot imagine somebody can accused my dad doing something really bad like that. Of course i know it was April Fool day yesterday, but as my dad already mentioned it was not a AF Prank, sure i became worry lah. Who wasn't kan?

I tried to call dad few times, but i cannot get through his line. I became more worry because my dad doesn't usually off his phone unless he was outstation. So i tried to call my mom. NO answer! call again! NO answer! Darn!! already panic like hell that time. I called my younger brother, cannot get through...called the other number...Tootttttt! Tootttttt!! ......

"Hello!!" Brother answer nonchalantly

"Ui!!! mana bapa??? Apa hal sampai boleh masuk balai polis?????????" me shouting to my brother

"Apa ni??????" Brother confused

"Bapa di balai polis kah??" I scold brother again

"BUDUH!!!! mana ada..tu nah dia tu" Bro told me

"Silaka!!!! Panggil bapa sekarang!!!!!!" Me relieved and angry at the same time

Bro passed the phone to dad.....

"kah! kah! kah! kah!" Dad laughed out very-very loud

"Silaka ko sana!! Kurang asam!! Bongoh!!!" me screaming at my dad

"Muahahahahaha! kotoh! April Fool Bah!!" Dad had the guts to tell me that!

"SILAKA!!! buduh juga mau buat prank macam ni" Me still marah

"Wakakakakakaka..jangan lah marah Dong!! Mau kasi kena, mesti mau kaw-kaw" dad said (Mind you, he gave me few types of laughter somemore yesterday..)

"BUDUH!! bongoh!!!" I cannot stop saying this two words oh yesterday! hehe

Can you imagine my dad can think this kind of prank to us (the children) and also his sister? My cousin did mentioned about the prank in her blog too.

Luckily i managed to contact my brother first. My sister kena worse than me, my dad even crying and being so dramatic when my sister called him. Kurang asam or not you think?

Next time, i should be prepared for April Fool lah..cannot always be fooled on April Fool Day!

Word of the day.. Buduh = Bongoh = Stupid Kotoh = Serve you right Silaka = Kurang asam = Damn