I'm still alive.. :P

*take a peek on my blog*

*It still does exist*

*Dancing happily*

OMG!! Like seriously????? Time really does fly in a blink of an eye, yea?

It has been 9 months since i last blogged, and my blog has been neglected by the irresponsible 'owner' ever since...there are snakes, cockroaches, crocodiles, lizards, rats, even dragons in my blog now..don't mention about the spiderweb because it is enough to make one thick sweater already....

Anyway... (if you still read my blog la)...How are you guys? I hope you guys are in your best of health...

As for me...i supposed i'm fine. I'm fatter now..and of course older!! :P

There are so many things happened to me since last year...exam..family..bla bla...

Maybe i should list down whatever happened to me :

• In my last post, i mentioned that me and my family were going to Penang..and yes we did. However, when we reached Penang, i received a call from by brother informing me that my uncle (My dad's brother) was very sick and was in the ICU..my dad wasn't feeling very well too...the next day...(sunday) my dad was admitted in ICU and my uncle was fighting for his life..I was trying to book a flight back to sabah that time, and sad to tell, there was no available seat as hari raya was only few days away..i even checked flight from Johor and penang, and horrible..no more seats.. :( Anyway...my uncle passed away last year, and my dad didn't even manage to see his own brother for the last time..he was still in the ICU when my uncle was buried... :~(
• I had my exam last year...was too busy to do anything else...my life was upside down at that time because i almost lost controlled in what i was doing...i had migraine almost everyday...being grumpy which i'm sure my kids labelled me as witch.LOL At this right moment, i'm still on holiday (i took 6 months break from my study which i'm sure i will extend until end of this year)....
• Just when i thought i wanted to update my blog before new year, my dad was admitted to hospital again and that time i was worried sick because dad never complained how sick he was until that day..he celebrated his new year in hospital with my brother...and i celebrated mine still worrying about my dad..he was discharged from the hospital 10 days (if i'm not mistaken) after....and now..dad is healthy like a bull like he used to be.. :)
• My mom was hit by a F****ing stupid driver who was idiot...Thank god nothing bad happened to Mom and my nephew..Although it was just a paltry bruises, i was still mad like as hornet when i found out about it...I was also mad because they decided not to make a police report even after being nagged by me for few days....
• This was one of the other reasons which killed my mood to blog these past few months... My superhero son Isaac thought he was sooooo strong...he decided to jump down 6 stairs (at our apartment) and unfortunately, he didn't manage to stop himself on time and rammed the wall in front of him...When hubby called me to go back home immediately after my MIL called him, i sensed something bad, and yea..as predicted, the injury was quite bad and I think my son's small chunk of flesh was still on the wall.. @_@ Oh well...superhero recovered few days after, but luckily he has come to his sense and never jump down from the stairs anymore.
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• Erkkkk what else happened???? oh...my son is in a primary school now. ^___^ 1st day of school...my son went missing and i was like a crazy mother frantically looking for him...If only he listened what i told him ( to wait for me at the gate) i won't have to endure the most terrifying experience in my life. Anyway...the headmistress made an announcement to call "ISAAC'S MOTHER" to collect her son from the teacher's room.. :P
• Oh...another thing...FB or facebook is now blocked in my office (due to a certain ppl who spent most of the working time on FB game than doing work)...oh well, i'm not worried at all because i still can access FB, but of course i have to be discreet and not letting the others know that i'm still farming in FV (opsssss!!!! i'm one of the people??? LOL of course i'm not.. :D).

Oh another thing (2x now) on CNY, we were in KL and didn't go anywhere as hubby had a car accident 13 days prior to CNY...the car damage was quite bad and his car had to be in the workshop for almost 45 days (not because of the damage but because of insurance stuffs, snail-slow action...and bla bla)

Oh well...if not because of all the reasons listed above, i'm probably just too lazy to update my blog.. :P I almost let my domain expired last Jan, but decided to renew it anyway in case my blogging passion comes back like it used to be last time...

So that's about my post for this time...I'm really really sorry for not visiting or popping to say hi in your blog...I will always think you guys even though i blog only once in a year...Till the next post...Take care and xoxo

Photography session in Port Dickson..Part II

So my weekend wasn't so great last week. Nothing much to talk about..Last saturday, I stayed in the office until 3pm. My original plan was to do some revision for my coming exam, but what i did was..watching Grey's Anatomy 6 episode 4..! Geez! i really need to discipline myself or else i will be in trouble come my exam end of this month....

Other story..I went to Port Dickson (again) last sunday and like the previous..previous..previous trip, we went to eat the Superb..nyummmmyyyyyy...sedap gila steamed crab at Sea View Restaurant. I'm not going to post (Photos) of the other dishes ordered, but we had a steamed cod fish, Taufoo and veggie apart from the nyummmmmmmmmyyyyy crab..

If you notice, i ate crab everytime i go to PD kan?? Hehehehehee If i can sit few hours there..i'm sure i can wallop 3 ekor big crabs oh! HEHEHHE

So after we finished eating, hubby sent my MIL to my FIL place, me and my kids went to the beach for 'photography session' and hubby went to check his site progress.

Yeah..same models all the time. Daughter was being difficult when i want to take her photos that day. It was soooooo hard to take a decent photo of her. Almost all photo of her is a candid one.

Isaac is sooooooo big now.

I had to scream (HEHHEHEHE) before daughter finally posed for me. Isaac is ok! Just ask him to pose, and he will give his best shot!

Isaac really love the grandfather's hat and rubber boot. Maybe he wants to be a cowboy? hehehhe

Isaac was sooooo excited to play with the sand, he drew the lolipop as a gift to mommy! LOL When i told him i want a big incredible hulk, he smiled and told me this "Alah mommy! Cannot draw incredible hulk lah! This is not a paper" :P

Nah! Who can beat his big gooooo...gooooo eyes? Can you see his cheeky smile? He was smiling like that because he wanted to show off his twin dimples..LOL

If it wasn't because of my exhausted camera battery...i probably will snap more of isaac and inesha photos, but i think 100++ photos in less than an hour time pun kira ok lah bah tu kan? :P

While waiting for hubby to fetch us, there was a car accident happened right in front of my eyes. Phewww! The myvi definitely caused a big damage to the kancil. Luckily nobody was injured, but the kancil driver was fuming mad, he was shouting to the myvi driver like crazy man. I was quite a distance away from them, but still i can hear the shouting loud and clear....crazy lah!!

So after the photography session..we went back to my FIL place..and yippeeee again..we got 1 plastic bag of tiger prawn to cook!! Fresh from the pond, i'm sure i will enjoy my dinner tonight..ekekekee!

Hmmm...so i guess that's about my story today..LOL!! macam teda story, but i don't want my blog to be without a post this week. Asal ada lah kan??

Ok lah..that's about for now..till i update my blog again..will try my best to drop by in everybody's blog when i have a free time. Take care all.. ~tata~

'The Art' for Auction

Ok!! 'Chipsmore' is back in action..! Heheee I know..i know..I'm like a chipsmore now. It's like "Now u see....Now You Don't". I need to blame the Zynga Poker for causing the absence of me in the blogging world. I'm tooooooo obsess with the game, I spent most of my time playing the game! damn!!! Sungguh tidak berkualiti sungguh my time spent nie!!!

Anyway...Son requested something from me. Heheee he wanted me to post these 2 drawings he drew last week..

Son told me it was supposed to be a giraffe, but ntah lah..hubby said to him, the giraffe looks more like a snail!! hahahahaa iya kah???? Do you noticed his birds look soooooo fierce?? Macam superhero birds saja..hahahaa

Second drawing pulak is a Hellboy on top of a Bus!! Hahahaa Inside the bus are Isaac sitting at the back row, then Incredible hulk..pastu ada CSI team..hahahhahaa batman and the driver is the character from Harry Potter which i forgot the name. Tingu bah the Hellboy..has 6 pack abs man!! hahahaaaa

So that's about my post today..hehee!! I need to show son his drawings posted in my blog already! :) If you have a comment..do leave some..! I can tell son what you think of his drawing nanti! heheee

Ok lah..that's about it for now..till then... ~tata~

Do you have hemorrhoids?????

Wow!!!! It’s Thursday already and I finally have the time to update my blog! I was really busy this past few days, I don’t even have the time to update and reply all the comments in my last post! *sigh* Anyway, I was on leave last Tuesday to look after my kids as my MIL went to hospital to do some check-up. So the night before I told my kids that Mommy will be with them on Tuesday as she will be on leave that particular day. So being the most curious boy in the world, son suddenly popped me out a question.

Isaac : Mommy, WHY you take “leaves” tomorrow?????

Mommy : Yes..! Amma is going to Hospital. So, Mommy have to look after you and Inesha.

Mommy : How are you going to take your leaves????

Mommy : Apply from mommy’s boss lah..

Isaac : Oh!! So you take the leaves from the ‘pokok’ outside???

Mommy : *slap forehead* Ayooooo!!!! Not that leaves la..It’s LEAVE!!

Isaac : *still blur* You take leaves from your office’s pokok??

Mommy : Eh!! Not the one..mommy leave is no need to go to work..not the pokok’s leaves..

Isaac : *show me his ‘I-don’t-believe-you’ look*

It’s funny when my kids sometimes misunderstood the meaning of certain words that have almost the same sound. This happened quite many times already. Anyway…(again), my Tuesday was pretty hectic. I don’t think I need to explain in detail about the house chores that I managed to finish. So after I fetched son to school, I brought them to the nearest Chinese Kopitiam to have our lunch. Hehehee. After lunch, need to ‘kau tim’ the dread part of dragging son to fix his molar (tooth). As expected, I had to endure another round of screaming, pushing, and wrestling just to get son opens his mouth! For goodness sake, Isaac only needs to get the tooth filled with enamel and he was acting like we wanted to beat him. Took about one hour to get everything done, and I can tell you, it was very….very… tiring!! Inesha told me she wanted to check her teeth too and seriously she is far courageous than the big brother. The Dentist did poke her teeth here and there, but she didn’t make any sounds nor did try to bite the dentist!! She is that brave and I’m so proud of her. There was one time when daughter was to get her jab; she was only 18 months at that time. So I brought Isaac and Inesha together to the medical center. Isaac was supposed to calm inesha when the doctor jab inesha, but it’s the opposite thing happened. Inesha only let one loud shrill and was okey after that, but Isaac was crying like he was the one who got jabbed by the doctor! Hahahaaa Funny right???

Well, last Monday, I did say I will blog about something that concerned about the crazy psycho muggers, right? So yeah..I will blog about it today. It is not exactly about the muggers actually, but I’m going to talk about a condition which lots of people dread to talk about it. Do you know a condition called Piles or Hemorrhoid? It is a condition that causes one to suffer and it’s going to affect the one’s life for sure. There are four types of hemorrhoid that are :

Internal Hemorrhoid - If the engorged vein is inside, it is referred to as an internal hemorrhoid. although they may bleed; they are seldom painful unless infected.

External Hemorrhoid - If the engorged vein is outside the anus, but really close to it, it is described as an external hemorrhoid Specifically, external hemroids have three main symptoms: They are seen as little bleeding areas that occur under the skin near the anus, which can be felt as hard lumps. They also do not show through the opening, but develop more on the rim, just outside and, because external hemroids develop in the often darkened area of skin near the opening, they are often brownish in color.

Prolapsed Hemorrhoid - If the engorged vein is internal, but hangs outside where you can see it or feel it, it is referred to as a hemorrhoid prolapse or a prolapsed hemorrhoid and, they are generally reddish in color.

Thrombosed hemorrhoid - Finally, the last type of hemorrhoids you'll likely need to know about are hemorrhoids called thrombosed hemorrhoids. Thrombosed hemorrhoids are hemorrhoids that have a blood clot in them, and they are exquisitely painful.

That are the four categories of hemorrhoids one can get. A lot of people are ashamed with their condition once they found out they have piles, but little did they know, these conditions are curable and there is nothing to be ashamed about. It’s just a piles and there are many peoples out there have it too. It could be your friend, your family members, your teachers, your boss, the guy who sell ice-cream at the ‘Pasar’, a pregnant woman and even kids can get hemorrhoids too.

What are the factors that contribute hemorrhoids??? Well, I’m sure you already know that our diet play the role almost everything in our life. Everything must be balanced or else we will contract some diseases and if it’s not bad enough, we will contract incurable disease which definitely will affect our life. Those who love to eat processed foods and dislike foods rich with fiber must really change their diet already. If their diets continuously like that, the chance to get piles is really…really high! Well, of course those who stands for a very long period might get hemorrhoid and straining too hard while doing their ‘big business’ could get hemorrhoid too.

But for those who already have this condition, please don’t be disheartened with yourself. There is a cure or treatments of hemorrhoids if you see the doctor early. Don’t let your condition worsen where you get a “Full Anal Prolapsed” only to see a doctor and want it cured on the spot. You can find the information on How to get rid of hemorrhoids, and all the info about hemorrhoids in the links I provide you. Why not check the site and be on the way to cure hemorrhoids you have been suffering for long? Don’t let your condition prolonged and destroy your self esteem.

Dangs!! What a long post I have today..heheheeeeee!!!!!! I hope nobody will die of boredom when reading my post. But seriously guys..i want you to check the site about hemorrhoids. It is one good site that has almost all the info you need to know about piles. I’m not saying only those with hemorrhoids can check the site, but all of us too. Read it for your knowledge ya…

So that is about my mumbling today..till then..~tata~

7 hours in Genting Highlands

I know my Genting story probably staled by now..! Heheheee But i still want to tell you anyway..! All these photos already uploaded in my Facebook..! So those who already seen the photos, don't lah say "Ayak!!! Genting story again kah??? So boring one!!!!"

Last sunday, hubby decided to bring us jalan-jalan in Genting and redeemed his free room at First World Hotel. If he didn't take the complimentary room from Genting, his Genting Point will be deducted, and he doesn't want that to happen. Luckily Genting is only 1 hour drive from home. The purpose of the trip was, to go to the SnowHouse!! Hahahaaaa Can you imagine that?? We went up there just to enter the Snowhouse and experience the coldness like in overseas..hehee Kesian bah kan..!!

Anyway, here are the photos taken that day. Not that many, but ok lah!! If i put too many, you will die of boredom looking at it pulak..

While waiting to enter the snowhouse, we were lepaking outside, and my daughter was sooooooooooooooo bored that time. The mommy pulak menyebok take photos with her DSLR using a manual focus! Punyaaa susah as daughter cannot sit still..last-last, change to Autofocus..hahaa!!

Aisehhhhhhhhh!! Like very nice kan the view! The temperature was -4 degree at that time and it was sooooooooo freezing cold! If you go to the Bar counter (sort of), you can get a free ice-cream tau! hahaa I took one cup, and i felt my tongue got pierced by a needle saja! It was sooo damn cold! My daughter was not allowed to enter as she is below 3 years old, and my MIL didn't want to risk getting frozen inside. Heheee

For privacy purpose, hubby's face is blurred..heheeee

What you should know about the snow house, you are not allowed to bring in any camera or video cam inside. There are tukang ambi gambar inside, and i can tell you, they charged an exorbitant price for the photo taken. Imagine lah, 5R photo cost about RM 16 / pc while 8R photo RM25 / pc..Gila babas sekali!!! Supposed, there are 5 photos of us taken in the Snow House, but 2 of it are not worth buying..so we didn't buy it! Who want to spent RM25 for a pix that is slight blur kan??

For the fees, we were charged (if i'm not mistaken as it wasn't me who paid the fees), RM17 for adult, and RM14 kids to stay inside the snow house for 40 minutes! A lil' bit expensive, don't you think???? As Son cannot stand with the cold temperature inside, we went out after 15 minutes inside the snow house. Oh! For those who love to get your bum kena hentak, why not try the tube slide (or whatever it is)..the terrain, was crazy and i was screaming along the down as my bontot was really hurt that day!!

After we came out from the snow house, me and my 'brother' took pictures together. Hehehee! What???? I perasaan??? You look properly at our picture, do i look like Isaac's mother in it??? Hahahaaaaa Not like his sister meh?????

After the snowhouse, we went to First World, and there son took few pictures with the 'not so scary' ghost! At first son was reluctant to snap a pix with the ghost as he was afraid the ghost might bite him, but after few snaps, all the ghost suddenly under his friends list already!!

A lots of people screaming and running away when they saw this skeleton..but isaac, not scared with it..! Sibuk pulak mau begambar! Holding hand pulak tu!! hahahaaa

While waiting for our turn to check-in (there were 200++ people infront of us), we went to the game center to play few games..main tembak-tembak, car racing, motor bike racing and ntah apa lagi tu!! Daughter wanted to play too, but so kesian as she cannot reach the bike handle.

After we checked-in at 5 something, me and my kids sleep for 2 hours while hubby and MIL went to the casino. At 7.30, we checked-out and head back home. Of course we went to take our dinner before we actually go back home. The dinner was the crabby meal in my previous post lah! heheeee

Isaac cannot get enough wearing the cute gloves and 'headphone' .(ekekeke..son told me he can listen a tamil song when he put the headphone on!!). He even brought the two things to school.

So thats about my 7 hours story in Genting Highlands. Hope to go somewhere after my final exam for this semester. Till then... ~tata~

Budak Lelaki Neraka...

As known, my Son Isaac is a big fan of Hellboy. So yesterday, he suddenly asked me what Hellboy is in Malay language. Heheee I was really 'headache @ pening kepala' when i answered him. Here was our conversation :

Isaac : Mommy!!!! What's the meaning of hell?? (he heard the word hell while watching TV. Ini lah bah nie..suka-suka saja cursing that people)

Mommy : It means purgatory..(Alamak!! susahnyaaaa want to explain to son)

Son : Huh?????? What is hell in Malay??

Mommy : Hell is 'Neraka'

Son : Huh?? What is 'neraka'???

Mommy : Neraka is hell la!

Son : What they have in hell???

Mommy : Big!!! Big!! Fire..if you act bad to mommy and other people..God won't love you and He will put you in hell..

Son : Hell is good.

Mommy : No!! Hell is for the bad people only

Son : So..what is Hellboy in Malay???

Mommy : Erk..hmmmmm...ehhhhhh...

Son : Mommy?????

Mommy : Hell is 'Neraka' and boy is 'budak lelaki'. So Hellboy is Budak lelaki neraka.

Son : Ya meh???

Mommy : Ya lah!!!

Son : Oh! So what is Spiderman?? (Isaac is a fan of Spiderman too)

Mommy : Hmmmmm...Lelaki labah-labah..

Son : HAHAHAAHAA...erk..mommy..what is labah-labah??

Mommy : Labah-labah is a spider lah..

Son : Batman leh??

Mommy : erkkkk...bat is kelawar..so batman is Lelaki Kelawar..

Son : Yerrrr...why so funny one..

Mommy : Thats the meaning..how mommy know..

Son : Mommyself also don't know??? (Son pandai-pandai created his own word like Daddyself, Mommyself, Isaacself, Ineshaself, Ammaself instead of using word like myself, yourself, herself)..

Mommy : Hmmmm...

Son : Eh..Mommy..then what is Incredible Hulk in malay?????????

Mommy : erkkkkkk...maybe Raksaksa Besar yang hebat?????

Son : Hahahahaaaa...tipu lah you!!

Mommy : Mommy have no idea...heheheee Next time you ask daddy ok!! (LOL coz' hubby's malay is worst)

Son : OK!!!

So that was our conversation yesterday...!!! Heheeeeee....I know my translations were bad..but you tell me lah..how else to explain son the meaning in Malay..!!! I'm wondering if Isaac get bigger and he asks me what is Boobs? or penis in malay? Hahahaaa...Need to prepare my answers in advance ni!!!! If you, what words (in malay) you should use in order to make the translations sound decent..! tak kan penis, i use the term TonTo*ou kan????? HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

What do ya' think??

Wah!! I've been missing since friday lor...!! As much as i wanted to blog and blog hop last weekend, I was unable to do so as i had to finish my assignment and i had exam yesterday. Phewwww..glad my exam was over..!

For the whole week last week, i was sleep deprived due to my assignments yang belambak-lambak itu. Hahaa..I usually slept around 3am to do some revision and woke at 7.20am..but on saturday, i slept 5.30am (actually it was already sunday) and woke up at 7am ready to sit my exam! My head was spinning the whole day yesterday, and i had a major blank-ness in my last paper. It was already 4pm..and i was realllllly sleepy. *sigh* So faham-faham lah..i gave my answer in a point..and it was only few words in one point..hahahaha!! Matai lah nieee...

Anyway, as known lah konon-konon, i own a DSLR already..but..sadnyaaaa...i still haven't fully utilised the function and whatever the camera can do yet. *sigh again* I only used it at home, and as expected, my kids and their toys were my model..heheee For the past 3 weeks, i've took almost 300 pix of my kids and their toys..ahahaha!! Apa-apa lah!! Here are 6 of the pix taken..! Those expert in photography can tell me what i should do to improve my photos quality kah???? Lab Papa??? Willie??? The DA?? Kamu kan campin...

Macam tooooooooo bright pulak..nda ngam light dia ni kan??

Model of the year!! Wohooo

Something weird on this photo, but i cannot figure out what..hmmmm

If you think my son is the only hellboy in the house, you should look at my daughter at the background..she wanted to be hellgirl pulak..hahaha

kawan-kawan these two..but after 5 minutes, they sure will fight..bikin pening!!

Ntah apa mau cakap this photo..!

Bah..good souls out there, kestau lah your opinions..i want to improve my photography skill bah nie!!! okie?? Well..it's 3.55pm now, and i wanted to go off already..yeah!! bestnyaaa..today we work until 4pm saja..!! Hahaha.. ~tata~

"Mommy, why your nenen is big??"

*Doink* I almost fainted my son asked me this last week. It has been sooooooo long time already since i was last asked about human (boy / girl) anatomy, and of a sudden, son bombarded me with his bonus question again. He understand the difference between boy and girl already, but now he is curious with the difference between adult and small kids especially in girl. So here was our conversation last week :

Son : Mommy..why your *pointing at my boobs* is big??? Why Inesha one no big???

Mommy : Erkkkkkkkkk!!!!! (hubby was next to me when son asked me the bonus question) Why not asked daddy about that.

Son : Daddy, why mommy's *pointing at my boobs again* is big-big????

Daddy : Ya lah!! It's like that..mommy is adult. That's why..(So much for an answer)

Son : But why Inesha's one don't have???

Mommy : *Laughing half dead* She is still a small girl. That's why..

Son : *Lifted up my daughter's shirt* See!!! Don't have one..

Mommy : Ya!! Ya!! Mommy know that..

Son : Next time Inesha big-big also will have big-big *pointing at my boobs again*????

Mommy : Yes!! *red faced*

Seriously!! Why I'm the one who always have to answer this kind of question from son!!!????? Hahahaha!! I know i'm isaac's mommy, but i was embarrased when he keep pointing at my *toot* that day. Very silly, right???? I cannot imagine what questions he will ask next time when he figure out another difference in between female adult and girl. Sei lorrrr...

Mommy, you are cute!

Wakakkaaa!!! Seriously!! Thats what my son said to me yesterday!!! We were on our way to 1-Utama to buy hubby's thing and while in the car, son was telling me about story of his cute friends (His friends are the Teddy Bear, Pooh, Incredible Hulk, Batman, and many lagi). He told me he wants to get more cute friends at 1-Utama. This was our conversation yesterday :

Son : Mommy, we almost reach 1-utama..later can buy toys?? Mommy : Eh! cannot la!! How many toys you want to keep at home.. Son : I want to get a new toys..you know, the cute one.. Mommy : You already have enough. Son : No!! I want to get the cute one. Mommy : Enough lah... Son : You know..cute-cute like you!!! Mommy : HUH??? *laughing like crazy* Son : Iya lah!! Mommy is cute and pretty!!! Mommy : Wakakakaa!!!! Tell Daddy that.. Son : Daddy..mommy is cute you know.. Mommy : *Laughing like crazy that time* Kids don't lie ya!!!! (still laughing hysterically) Mommy : Daddy cute or not isaac?? Son : NO!!!!! Daddy is not cute!!!! Mommy : HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! Daddy : Isaac, Pig cute or not??? Isaac : Hmmmmm... Daddy : How about donkey??? Isaac : Oh!! Donkey is cuteeeee... Daddy : So mommy cute like donkey????? Mom : ^$%#$@!#@!#%$^%$#$#@!!!!!! (celaka!! like donkey lagi tu!!!!!!) Isaac : *Still thinking whether i'm cute like donkey or not!!*

Hubby is just soooooo bad..!! But i don't care, since kids never lie, i take isaac compliment with an open heart!! hahahahaa

Back to story, we do nothing much in 1-Utama..just look for the thing hubby looking for and went off at 7.45pm for our dinner.

I don't know what pose my kids are giving me..isaac standard lah want to be a green man..inesha, like dancing like that...

WUARGHHHHH!!! Ayoooo scarynya!!!

After giving me the fierce looks of Green man, Isaac turned cute after seeing these dogs. He took the dogs and asked me to pay lagi tu!! hahaha

See lah my anak..can even sleep everywhere he wants...! Even Inesha also heran to see him..

I was supposed to attend my dear friend's sister wedding dinner but unable to go because I have no car..i mean, i do have my car, but the mechanic i went to fix my window bracket last time cheated me and instead of replacing my broken window bracket, he just glued the bracket and pretended he changed a new bracket. Celaka or not you say!! He charged me RM148 for gluing my bracket..!! Kurang asam betul! now my window can't be closed properly. But tomorrow, i'm going to give the workshop owner a hell for causing me sooooooooo much trouble. Not only i was cheated, my tinted film pun koyak a bit!!!! Argggggghhhh!!! F**K betul!! Tingu lah!! Tomorrow i will run amok in the workshop..!! If my window is not fixed tomorrow, i will make sure the workshop and the name is publish here in my blog for everybody to see...bodohnya!!!!!!

Eh!! This is supposed to be a happy post, but nevermind lah..hehehe!!! Rant a bit pun ok juga!!! I'm feeling better already now....hehehe!! Dating time.. ~ tata~

How to fly in peace with your small kids??

This probably not really a new things to tell, but i think i might just want to share with those who wish or going to fly with your small kids. When i fly back to sabah recently, the 1/2 way to KK was a total disaster as both my kids refused to sit still and Inesha's didn't want to sit on my lap..(Infant has no seat so she had to sit on my lap). We were lucky as the plane still has lotssssss of empty seats and the Stewardess allows my kids to sit whereever they want. So as quick as they can, Isaac and inesha choose the seat next to the window and no matter how i coax daughter to sit with me, she didn't budge from her spot. Some more screaming pulak when i want to carry her.

So what happend in the first hour of our journey...! Hmmmm..son spilt his hot choc on the carpet..and daughter (cacing tidak pandai diam) drop a whole plate of pasta on the carpet too. Pengsan the mother want to tend her two kids in the plane. (Hubby was nicely snoozing all the way from KL - KK! Bikin panas eh!!) So what i did to quiet my kids was....Jeng..jeng..

Gave them a magazine to browse! I was lucky that day as MAS has a magazine that contains lotsssssss of superhero pix. Ada Batman (Dark Knight), Incredible Hulk, Spiderman and wohooo..that surely caught son attention and quiet him down. I let daughter play with the seat belt and that works a wonder too..Inesha keep buckling and unbackle the seat belt and give me the peace i needed Hehehehee!!!

However, magazine and seat belt only last for 30 mins and at that time, we had 1 hour before we reach KK. What i did was, ask lotsssssssssssssssss of papers for my kids and yipeeeee!!! The papers work like a magic to my kids..hehehe! For 1 hour, i had a peace and quiet journey while my kids was busy with their 'work'. Isaac, as usual lah..he drew his fav incredible hulk, hellboy and Uncle moster, while inesha, scribbling the paper without making any sounds...hehe

So if any you want to travel in peace with your kids or nephews or nieces, just give them lotssss of paper and if possible a colour pencils because i'm sure, your journey will be a peaceful one. hehee

WARNING : kaDusMama will do a marathon post tonight, so jangan terkezutttt!!

Barney Vs Incredible Hulk

Huh??? What barney has to do with green man???? Nothing! Hehehe But currently in my house, Barney fan and Hulk fan are having a terrible feud to get control over the one and only DVD Player and TV in our house. So who is Barney fan? Of course my daughter and it's already known son is fan of incredible hulk. I got a pretty bad headache watching both son and daughter wailing and wailing and wailing with their most sorrowful expression hoping i will side one of them and let one party get to control the TV.

What happend last sunday was, i woke up pretty early in the morning after daughter rouse me from my sleep and after she got her milk, she demanded me to play her Barney CD..! (At that time, son was still in his deep sleep). First round finished, and daughter continue watching for the second round (Its the same CD!!) So i thought, Ok..i can just leave her watch her CD while i wash my face and brush my teeth. Just after i finished brushing my teeth, i heard a veryyyyyy loud cry ouside and followed by a loud scream by son. I rushed outside and what happend????? The two stooges had a fight and feisty daughter retaliated by bitting son's finger. Son was angry too..and smacked daughter's head and both were crying to get my sympathy. At first i thought it was son who started the fight, but nope..son was only trying to press stopped the DVD player and daughter didn't allowed son to watch his hulk...and there..she bit him and left son in shocked! If i'm in a good mood that time, i might just gave both a long lecture and no screaming and shouting is necessary, but no..in god awful morning, both making a ruckus and that woke the 'hulk' in me. Hehehe So i shouted at son, thinking it was his fault.

Mommy : ISAAAAAAC!!!!!!! What have you done this time??? Why you smack Inesha's head?????*the garangest tone ever*

Isaac : Then she gigit my finger!! It's painful you know!

Mommy : INESHAAAAAAA!!!!!! WHY BITE KOR-KOR??????

Inesha : I want to watch my barney..kor-kor off my barney!!

Mommy : Then why bite kor-kor????

Inesha : Ya lah!! (no explanation given)

Mommy : Kor..kor..mommy see your finger..

Isaac : *Show me his little finger* Nah you see mommy, alamak!! patah already my finger! How???

Mommy : No lah..

Isaac : Yes!! Patah already..you better bring me to see doctor now..kesian isaac you know!! *Duh!!*

Mommy : It's ok already..just a small bite..

Mommy : Inesha!!! say sorry to Kor-kor now! You cannot bite kor-kor, you know!

Inesha : Mmmmm *nodding her head*

Mommy : Now say sorry..

Inesha : Sowieeee ko-ko..*no remorse face pun*

Isaac : Ok...now... inesha let isaac watch my hulk first???

Mommy : *wakakakakaa!! laughing! but inside my heart only lah*

Inesha : Cannot!!!!!!! MOMMY!!! I WANT TO WATCH BARNEY!!!

Isaac : PLEASEEE...

Inesha : Cannot! cannot! Cannot!!

Isaac : Mommy!! You see inesha....

And the drama goes on..!! Aduh!! sungguh pening kepala ini dealing with my kids..!!! Inesha is going to be 2 years old next month, but she acted like she is sooooooooo big already...last time she used to be bullied by isaac and now, she bullied isaac and hit him hard sometimes. You'll never believe Inesha can talk like a big girl unless you meet her yourself. Kan Chegu Carol?? Hehe

Back to my problem dealing with kids, i told both to take turn watching their CD. But like unfair pulak, coz daughter's barney is only 30 mins long while son's hulk is almost 2 1/2 hours!! At first daughter agreed with the deal, but after one hour waiting, she starting screaming and shouting at isaac to off the hulk and play her barney..and si KaDusMama jadi gila already!! hahahaha So what i did was..switch off the CD player..switch off the home theatre and watch the 'don't know what the heck' series at NTV7!! and left both kids crying again!! hahahaaa..

Sometimes, its cute to see them acting like that..but most of the time..its driving me crazy especially the time when i'm tired..! *sigh* When lah i can have a peaceful time at home??

The Killer Question

This is what happen to me on one fine Sunday morning while bathing son. Isaac who is known for his curiosity did it again. For quite a long time already, he didn't asked me about his private part, but out of nothing i was asked the toughest question by son again :

Me : *Soaping son*

Son : MOMMY!!!!! What is this?????

Me : *GRASP* Emmmmm...it's called testicle.

Son : Why i have a testicle???

Me : All boys and men have testicles...it's like that..

Son : What the testicle for???

Me : *Blank!! Cannot think any answer*

Son : Why must i have testicle?? Can i just cut it?? I only use 'bebird' to pee, so no need this lah.

Me : Cannot!! Isaac must have one..

Son : *Soaping himself* MOMMY!!!! Why if i touch testicle, its like 'biji durian'????

Me : *WAKAKAKAKA!!!! ketawa setengah mati* Whaaaaat make you think it's a durian seed??

Son : Ya lah!! It's like a durian..

Me : The shape is always like that..

Son : Mommy, i don't want to have a 'biji durian'..can cut or not??

me : cannot!!!

Son : WHY??????

and that last 'WHY' left me in a lurch trying to figure out what answer to give son that time. I still haven't answer son until now coz' i cannot think any suitable answer. So pleaseeeee!!!!!! Anybody who can think a logical asnwer for my son, Isaac???? I seriously cannot think any decent answer for him lah!!! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!

**tomorrow is monday!!! Arggghhhh...bencinya~~~

My day today and Malaysian Top Hair Stylist.

Woke up pretty early today. With a high spirit mood to work, I was whistling on my way to my car only to realise one of my back tyre was punctured! Damn!!!! How was i supposes to change my tyre with a super high heel??? Not to mention, my kembara is one heavy car and my tyre is one big tyre. I don't think i want to get myself dirty and sweat just to fix my tyre. Of course i can call hubby to get some help..but..nah! i know hubby was busy preparing to work..So what i did was..just drive my punctured-tyre-car to the nearby tyre shop which is 15 minutes drive from home. Hehe..I know! I know! I shouldn't drive with that kind of condition..but..heck! what else option do i have. So off were me to the tyre shop..and guess what? There were three nails embedding perfectly to my tyre!! Ayooooo!!! No wonder lah..

This is not the first time i have lots of nail on my tyre..there was one time, i had like 4 nails at my front tyre..gila sekali! Luckily my tubeless tyre can sustained until i got it fixed. So at the tyre shop, the tyre guy pull 3 nails off and one of it was even 2.5 inch long!! Crazy!! I wonder where i got all the nails from!?? Hmmm..anyway, my tyre was fixed within 5 minutes, and it only cost me RM5 to get it fixed..hehehe!!

Another story, Son has a new talent now. Last saturday, barely one hour after i reached office, Hubby YMed me telling that son chopped his hair pretty bad! *sigh* There is no moment i can stop thinking about son lah!! Sometimes i'm very worried thinking how is Son at home while i'm working. He is soooooooo full of mischief, he made me and hubby in constant worry about him. Iya lah!! One minute he fell lah..another minute he beats his sister..then fall sick lah! (Son will get cough once a month..every month)

See lah how son cut his hair..it was a total mess! Some more he got the guts to tell my MIL it was the 'Ghost' who cut his hair. When i asked him why he cut his hair, he told me, it was Inesha who took the scissor and chopped his hair!! *sigh* Of course he tell us the truth after that..

Sekali i was tooooooooooooo geram already..brought him to the nearest Indian barber and tell the barber to shave son's head bald! Nah!! upon hearing that..son was crying begging me not to let his head 'Botak' as it will be ugly! Hahahaha Vain juga my son nie!!! As nothing much can be done, i let the barber cut son's hair the shortest he can! And now..I called son Si Botak whenever i want to get him rile up!! hahaha Baru tau!!

So like that lah...! I hope son learned his lesson and won't do the same mistake again next time..Oh! Did i tell you he cut his sister's hair short too once upon a time ago??? Hahaha!!! *matai la like this*

You stupid like animal!!

Hey..not me say that..!!! I'm a good person and i love animal very much. There is no way in a million years i will call somebody like that. It was my son who uttered the sentence to my daughter the other day..! Can you imagine how shocked i was when i heard son shouted at daughter...Well I was very...very shocked indeed.!

Not only that..my son started saying the "SHIT" word when he cannot do something or accidently drop something to the floor.

Then...when son is angry with me..He will shout this to me "MOMMY!!! YOU ARE A SAKAI!!!". There is nothing wrong with the word Sakai actually..but for God sake, it's an ethnic group we have in Malaysia la!!! I don't think those Sakai people like to be associated with stupidity!! Have some respect lah!!

Now..now..now!!! For you information, I never ever..ever..ever....will call my kids stupid nor swore the word SHIT or even call them Sakai when I'm at home. When I say NEVER! I really do mean it! What kind of mother do you think I am. I maybe swore in the car..but thats when I'm alone and not with my kids.

When i heard Isaac cursed the other day...I'm sure you can see a smoke coming out from my ears. So angry i was that time! I didn't smack son, but surely i shouted at him and i'm positively sure, the whole apartment and the 2 blocks away can hear me that day! Hahahaha!! I know..I'm that loud! After 10 minutes of intterogation, I was not surprised at all when son told me it was his class teacher who called the pupil "STUPID LIKE ANIMAL" and"SAKAI"! She even say the word SHIT in the presence of all the small 4 years kids in her classroom! PUNYA BODOH!!!!!!!

Ok!! I'm not going to be sooo nice today. So i won't feel guilty letting the whole world knows about her..This MRS.CHAI is one fucking stupid teacher who is obviously unfit to be a kindergarten teacher. What was she thinking to call her student STUPID LIKE ANIMAL????? Like bodoh kan the teacher???? Well..i should probably call her One Stupid Fat Cow! How's that?? I'm sure the name fit her nicely!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEE...Actually i don't plan to be angry bah nie..but as i'm writing this post..i'm getting angrier just thinking of this MRS.CHAI STUPIDITY!!!!!!! In case you don't know, she is the same teacher who smacked my son with a wooden ruler last month! Arggghhhh!!!! I thought i wanted to confront her yesterday (Son has been pestering me to tell the teacher she is one rude teacher who taught them bad and rude example! huh?? See even my son knows she is wrong!) but..I'm afraid once i start to talk to her, i won't be able to control myself and i will end-up bashing her with a chair! Seriously guys..I really might do that, you know!!!

After much thinking, nahh!! I'm not going to confront her after all. I will go directly to the headmaster and complain about her until i cannot talk anymore!! Not that I want to ruin her..but!! Cannot give chance already lah! The last time she smacked my son, i didn't persue the matter to the headmaster thinking she might change and learned her lesson. But..I'm wrong! She obviously never changed at all. I send son to the school to learn new thing and not to call his sister STUPID and call his own mother a SAKAI!! EEEEEEE!!!!! GERAMNYA!!!!!

So..I have to wait until Wednesday before i can talk to the headmaster. If no action taken..Hmmm...I will tell the headmaster..she can keep her stupid teacher and go to hell with her..haha!! Then..after that, i no need to send my son to the school anymore..Need to find a new school after this!! Right???

*Son no longer call his sister stupid like animal and me a sakai, but he sometimes slipped and say the word SHIT!! Eeeeee...!!

Hobby that can kill me

I reached home quite late last night as i was out to buy grocerries at Tesco. I reached home at 10.45pm and imagine, i was tired...sleepy and when i was at living area..i noticed something different on my floor! Ayoooooooooooooo!!!! Son used our floor to draw his favourite Uncle Monster and don't know what else aliens on it! I instantly reacted as i was slapped on my cheek!Well, actually i only managed to utter this "ISAAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hahaha and thats all!! Me : Isaac!!! What have you done????????? Isaac : Isaac draw uncle monster! Me : But..why on the floor??? Isaac : Ya lah!! I have no more paper..then draw on the floor lah!! Me : *Doink my head*

Sekali i went inside our room..another round of shouting.."ISAAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why write on mommy's table??????????" and same answer was given..!

I don't know whether i should be angry or not to son with his behaviour of ignoring my order before not to write on anywhere that he shouldn't write. He even draw his creation on our sofa, my daughter's shirt and anywhere he thinks is appropriate. I know i forgot to buy a new supply of paper for him, but son should knows better not to write or draw anywhere other than on a piece of paper. For your info, son used more than 50pcs of paper a day to draw and write anything that crossed his mind.

Nah! This is more beautiful than the last time son drew. I have like 100pcs of the same drawing of this Uncle Monster at home!

I just bought 1 ream of paper for son and hehehe..if only you can see how happy was son to see so many papers for him to draw. Pening lah with son sometimes..No matter how i try not to shout at him at home, i always end-up unsuccessful with my tempt. He does try my patience you know! Still not sure what's waiting for me when i reach home later. Hope my rice cooker or fridge not used by son to draw his creation. It is not impossible you know as he did draw my new notebook the other day and make me super angry. *sigh* Why lah..he like to draw thing other than on a paper???? Any idea???

Caught in the Act

*Post was typed last night, but only published on tuesday morning..too lazy to post it last night..

No!! We haven't catch the bad robbers just yet! I don't think we ever will find out who are the robbers anyway. Today monday, I'm still in a somber mood as i still cannot catch up my piled up works that needed to be done urgently. I cannot even finish my works today as I still need to gather all the lost info. *sigh* My mood to blog is kinda low right now. My mind turned blank everytime I'm trying write something decent enough to read..

Anyway...what's up with my post title of Caught in The Act??? Well, actually it was about my son who was caught in the act sometimes ago when we were hanging around at 1-utama. I was with son and daughter (who was sleeping peacefully on her stroller) in a nice clothes shop. I was busy looking for a nice blouse when son (in his usual act) scurrying around trying to find things he can disturbs and destroy. Thats when he saw a lots of the decoration pebbles on the floor of the shop entrance. Son was soooooooooo excited, he started to collect the pebbles and wanting to take it back home. I warned son not to take those pebbles or else, i will tell the shop owner about him taking the pebbles and let the police come and take him for stealing. Son got scared and he did put back 'all' pebbles where he took earlier. So out we were, i was about to go to the other shop when son said this to me...

Son : Mommy....come we go back!!!

Me : why???? Mommy still want to buy something..

Son : Oh!!! Isaac didn't take any of the pebbles ah...

Me : *startled* What???

Son : Isaac didn't take any of the rock..*innocent face*

Me : OK!!! TAKE OUT THE ROCK NOW!!!!!!

Son : ...........

Me : Isaac!!! Where is the pebble??

Son : Ayooooo!!! Its in my pocket lah!!!

Me : *doink my head* You better return back the rock now or else mommy will call the police. Do you know its wrong to take people's things without permission???

Son : Hmmmmm...(run back to the shop and throw the rock on the floor and run back to me)

Actually i wanted to laugh when son told me about him not taking the small rock with him! Haha so much for telling me about his act! But i don't want him to think that I'm ok with his act, so with a stern and the most 'garang face' in the world, I told him about his wrongdoing! Hehe Luckily son understand what i told him.

So..thats how i caught son in the act of taking a pebble without permission! No means yes...yes means no!! Hehe thats my understanding of son's attitude. Like that lah! If a small kid like isaac can do that, i guess an adult has no problem doing the same...true or not??? Hehehee

I almost died yesterday!!!

I think i'm tired to write how boring is monday already! It's like I've been complaining about my monday like every week since i started to blog. What to do..monday always SUX!! hehe

Anyway, i got few msg in my chatbox saying there is a problem with my layout? Iya ka?? Because everything from my pc look normal pulak! Hmmmmm..i wonder what's wrong nie..

Yesterday something had happend and I almost died of heart attack when son said something that shocked me to hell!!! Me, My sis and my kids went to The Ramadan Bazaar somewhere around my housing area to buy some foods for dinner. (yeah!! I'm lazy to cook..so what?? hehe). While walking around looking for the nyummy..nyummy foods, son kinda tensed seeing so many people buzzing around, he started to wail and demanded to go back.

For 15 minutes, I've to hold son's hand and assured him everything will be alright. After i bought the delicious 'Ayam percik', I decided to back and was about to drag son with me when he say this to me:

Me : Ok come!! Time to go back!!

Son : What is your problem, pucker??? (or did he just say F*cker to me??????)

Me : *GRASP* What did you say just now???????

Son : *son whispered what he said earlier*

Me : *Almost died of heart attack* Why you say that???

Son : Ya lah!! What's your problem, pucker!!

Me : OMG!!!! *talk to sis!! Die lah!! My son now can curse already*

Sis : Ya lah!! He watched too much movie already lah..thats why!

Goodness!! Die!! I try to think which movie has that line..but i cannot remember any. Then i asked son again.

Me : Where did you hear that??? Who say that??

Son : Movie lah!

Me : You cannot say like that..Its very rude you know.

Son : *Totally blank* Why??

Me : Ya lah..even mommy don't say that..

Son : *still blank*

Then..i try to think hard again..could it be i mishear son??? Think..think..think!! Then..suddenly i remember!!!!!!!!! Phew!!! My son didn't really call me pucker or f*cker lah!!! If you watch spiderman movie 2 (if i'm not mistaken), there was this one scene Peter parker's boss scolded him and say this :

" WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, PARKER?????"

*Phewwwwwwwww* Thank God my son didn't cursed..or else, mommy has to spent her evening lecturing son on what to say and what not to say..! And as you already know, its not easy when it come to explain son what to say and what to not say..Imagine lah if he really did say F*cker..It's going to be a hell of a job for me to do the explaining..!

So like that lah..I thought I'm going to die already when I heard son yesterday..luckily its just a miscommunication. Hehee Suspension betul!!