Happily Ever After

It's tuesday and I'm feeling much better today. No tense feeling when i woke up this morning and i'm kinda in a good spirit to work. Heheheee i did some blog hopping, drop my EC since this morning, and finally opened my Yahoo inbox to check my email.

One particular email from my dear friend Fenny caught my attention, and after i read it, i was like "WAKAKAKAKAKA laughing here in the office". So guys..read the story and have a good laugh ya..

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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland ,Japan , India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar....you know......they have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, dirty words and all that....'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

...........and, they lived happily ever after...

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OMG!!! HAHAHA This is soooooooooooo hilarious!!

What a coincidence....

I'm currently feeling unwell..! Like want to sakit like that..! Itchy eyes..runny nose..and sore throat, I'm sure i will be sick soon..! *sigh* Should i blame the crazy weather for causing what I'm feeling now..Hmmmm..

ok lah..actually don't have much things to say..but i got one nice joke to share with you guys..hehee! My poker buddy send to me just now, and i was laughing like stupid in the office after reading it..ehehehheee

So..why not make your day better by reading the joke?? hehheee..i'm sure you going to like it too..

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said,

"How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence" the farmer said. "This is a special day for me. I am celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the woman.

"What a coincidence!" said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he added,

"What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!"

"What a coincidence!!!" said the man.

"I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs"

"That's great!" said the woman,

"How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

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HAHAHAHAAAAA.....macam nie pun ada kah??????

Mommy, you are cute!

Wakakkaaa!!! Seriously!! Thats what my son said to me yesterday!!! We were on our way to 1-Utama to buy hubby's thing and while in the car, son was telling me about story of his cute friends (His friends are the Teddy Bear, Pooh, Incredible Hulk, Batman, and many lagi). He told me he wants to get more cute friends at 1-Utama. This was our conversation yesterday :

Son : Mommy, we almost reach 1-utama..later can buy toys?? Mommy : Eh! cannot la!! How many toys you want to keep at home.. Son : I want to get a new toys..you know, the cute one.. Mommy : You already have enough. Son : No!! I want to get the cute one. Mommy : Enough lah... Son : You know..cute-cute like you!!! Mommy : HUH??? *laughing like crazy* Son : Iya lah!! Mommy is cute and pretty!!! Mommy : Wakakakaa!!!! Tell Daddy that.. Son : Daddy..mommy is cute you know.. Mommy : *Laughing like crazy that time* Kids don't lie ya!!!! (still laughing hysterically) Mommy : Daddy cute or not isaac?? Son : NO!!!!! Daddy is not cute!!!! Mommy : HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! Daddy : Isaac, Pig cute or not??? Isaac : Hmmmmm... Daddy : How about donkey??? Isaac : Oh!! Donkey is cuteeeee... Daddy : So mommy cute like donkey????? Mom : ^$%#$@!#@!#%$^%$#$#@!!!!!! (celaka!! like donkey lagi tu!!!!!!) Isaac : *Still thinking whether i'm cute like donkey or not!!*

Hubby is just soooooo bad..!! But i don't care, since kids never lie, i take isaac compliment with an open heart!! hahahahaa

Back to story, we do nothing much in 1-Utama..just look for the thing hubby looking for and went off at 7.45pm for our dinner.

I don't know what pose my kids are giving me..isaac standard lah want to be a green man..inesha, like dancing like that...

WUARGHHHHH!!! Ayoooo scarynya!!!

After giving me the fierce looks of Green man, Isaac turned cute after seeing these dogs. He took the dogs and asked me to pay lagi tu!! hahaha

See lah my anak..can even sleep everywhere he wants...! Even Inesha also heran to see him..

I was supposed to attend my dear friend's sister wedding dinner but unable to go because I have no car..i mean, i do have my car, but the mechanic i went to fix my window bracket last time cheated me and instead of replacing my broken window bracket, he just glued the bracket and pretended he changed a new bracket. Celaka or not you say!! He charged me RM148 for gluing my bracket..!! Kurang asam betul! now my window can't be closed properly. But tomorrow, i'm going to give the workshop owner a hell for causing me sooooooooo much trouble. Not only i was cheated, my tinted film pun koyak a bit!!!! Argggggghhhh!!! F**K betul!! Tingu lah!! Tomorrow i will run amok in the workshop..!! If my window is not fixed tomorrow, i will make sure the workshop and the name is publish here in my blog for everybody to see...bodohnya!!!!!!

Eh!! This is supposed to be a happy post, but nevermind lah..hehehe!!! Rant a bit pun ok juga!!! I'm feeling better already now....hehehe!! Dating time.. ~ tata~

To those of you who have got pretty maid....

The Maid asked her employer for a raise in pay. As you'd expect, the lady of the house was concerned about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you think you deserve an increase?' Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I feel I should have an increase.

Maria : Firstly, I iron better than you do.' Lady of the house : 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'The Master said so.' Lady of the house: 'Oh.' Maria: 'Secondly, I am a better cook than you.' Lady of the house: 'Nonsense, whoever said you were a better cook than I am?' Maria: 'The Master did.' Lady of the house: 'Oh.' Maria: 'And my third reason is that I am better in bed than you are.' Lady of the house : (very agitated now)'Did the Master tell you that too?' Maria: 'No Madam. the gardener did.'

She got her pay rise!!!!!!

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Heheheeee....kedapatan the wife terus!!! akakakkaka

What's in a name?

I was cleaning my inbox when i opened one of the old email from my friend. It goes like this.. ........................ A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face "Say, Mom," he asked, "why is my big brother named 'Mighty Storm'?" "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied. "Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?" "Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?" "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied. The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, 'Broken Rubber', why are you so curious?" ............................ Broken Rubber?? HA HA HA HA!!!

Sajak UNDILAH PAS for the coming GENERAL ELECTION

Somebody has mistakenly send this 'sajak' @ poem to my phone this morning.

Its really funny that i laughed soooooo laud when i finished reading it..

I'm no party voters ok..so i don't care what party lah... any sajak also can read...

The poem is like this :

Nak puasa lihat BULAN,

Nak Raya lihat BULAN,

Tak boleh 'main' masa bini datang BULAN,

nak beranak kena cukup BULAN,

Nak tinggi naik ke BULAN,

Nak Gaji cukup BULAN,

Oleh itu kalau nak mengundi, PILIHLAH BULAN,

UNDILAH PAS

by : 019-***2125

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Since i'm not sure how to translate this sajak to english, pardon me if the translation not really correct ok!

To fast have to see the MOON,

To celebrate Hari Raya have to see the MOON,

No make love with wife if she is period (Datang BULAN = Period),

To deliver baby must be full MOON (?? i don't know how to say lah),

Want to be up high go to the MOON,

Want salary, End of the Month, (BULAN=Month),

So if want to vote, Vote for MOON,

VOTE FOR PAS

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What do you think?? creative or not the people who make this Sajak?? heheheheeee