OMG!!! Its scary!!!

My son saw an article in chinese newspaper last night and immediately show me the article.

Son : MOMMY!!!!!!!!! YOU SEE?????? (show me the paper)

Me : Yes! what??

Son : You see...eeee...so kesian the guy. See his head has a tree already.

Me : Huh??? *shivering looking at the picture* What happend to him???

Son : The giant ants bit his head. Now his head tumbuh pokok already.

Me : *yeerrrr takutnya*

Since i don't read chinese, i couldn't understand any word about the tree growing head and ants. So i asked hubby what it's all about.

He told me this type of ants found in China is very poisonous and caused lots of trouble of the people around.

This poor guy was bitten by the ant when he was small, and after since, the injury never recover and get worse each year. I don't know about you, but looking at his head is enough make me super scared with the ants. Eeeeeeeee..like that also can kah???

If you want to know more story bout the ants and you do know how to read chinese, go read Sin Chew or is it China Press paper yesterday. It was one full page about the ants story there. But i tell you, seeing the kepala with growing tree on it is really scary lah!!!!

Naked Neighbour on the loose again

If you read two of my posts once upon a time ago, you will understand what I'm talking about..Remember my parading naked neighbour and the crime scene where naked neighbour stand at??? I thought that stupid act was already over and no more inappropriate act by this stupid neighbour. But i was wrong. Apparently, this shameless guy has no brain of his own lah. Opsss!!! He did it again yesterday, and the lucky person who managed to see his 'din-dong' and ugly ass was my sister! Hahaha!! How lucky..! That time of incident, my sis was about to cook her maggi when this shameless neighbour went out to the back kitchen without a stitch of thread on his body! Bodoh kan!!!???

Yeah..yeah..I know..he has the right to be naked in his own house...but if he is a mat salleh @ kuai low, i probably would understand if he cannot stand the hot weather in our country..but..but!!! This guy is a malay lah..During school time, i do remember about muslim law regarding on this aurat thing (correct me if i'm wrong)....I thought muslim men cannot show the part from waist down to their knee??? But how come my neighbour can show the whole body to us, the so unlucky neighbour??? *sigh*

As i've stressed in my post last time, if he was inside his house, then we cannot question on his wrongdoing, but he was outside oh last night..somemore so proud showing his ding dong bell to my sister. Blardy bastard betul!! Must be a maniac lah this guy. Luckily it wasn't me last nite, or else i will definitely scream for the whole world to hear and not to forget, take his picture too. Post it in the internet, and let the whole world know he is one sick pervert who show himself to and old lady (my MIL), my kids (ya lah..my kids do go inside the kitchen what...) and my innocent sister..! Pity my sister as she was traumatised seeing an ugly naked guy parading naked infront of her..Wait lah this guy!! If I'm at home, i will definitely snap his pix and post it in my blog..celaka betul!!

Ok..ok!! Forget about that sick pervert..I'm sure most of you already started your Raya Holiday..! (jelesnya nie..). My office will only be closed for two days starting from tomorrow. I knowwwwww...most of you guys will be on holiday until next week..!! Nevermind..nevermind..wait until Chinese New Year next year...I will make you guys jelous with my 8-10 days free leaves..huahahahaha!!! *evil laugh*

So...Ok lah..i need to finish my work already lah..! With this, i would like to take this opportunity to wish all my muslim friends and dear bloggers a Wonderful Hari Raya Aidilfitri..don't forget to send me some kuih raya..ya?? *Msg to dear Mel in tuaran - KUIH RAYA????????*

To all..Happy holiday!!!!!

Crime Scene : Naked Neighbour

It's already passed 1am when I'm doing this posting. Refer to my previous naked neighbour post. Most of the comments I received are stating that the guy has the right to be naked in his own house. Yes! It is true..he can be naked 24 hours as long as he didn't parade infront of the neighbour. Probably I provide very less info of the scene where the guy stands and show his 'birdy' for my maid to see. hehe..yes!! I just knew about the 'birdy' part when i had a chat with my maid just now.

Based on the pix i took, you can see the first mark I took indicate our back kitchen where we hang / dry our clothes. The second mark at the other side of the apartment indicate the exact position where naked neighbour stand while hanging his clothes.

So do you still think he has the right to stand naked there?? I did mentioned in my previous post that the distance between our apartment is roughly around 2 meters away. It's not that far you know. Luckily my MIL only saw the guy's butt. However my maid was a lil' bit unfortunate as she had to see his back and front parts. The guy already saw my maid there, but he refused to put a cover on certain part of his body. Hmmmmm..something was wrong there, don't you think??

Well, some of you say I might be sued if i took his pix while parading in naked, but how about I sue him for showing obscene behaviour towards us?? hahahaaha!! Kidding!! I'm not going to sue the neighbour. He can be naked whenever he want as long as he didn't step out to the back kitchen area. For Goodness sake, we can see the full view of him from our kitchen. Though he has the right not to wear any clothes in his own house, I don't think he has the right to show us his nakedness. It is traumatizing you know. Imagine I'm cooking a sausages when the guy suddenly appear naked not far away from me?? Yeah..not a good sight at all huh??

So like that lah..if you guys still insist that he has the right to be naked in his house and even at the open area of his house for us to see, i have nothing more to say. I still think he violated our right to live in peace with his improper conduct. Hehe..but..that 's just me..

Well, I need to sleep now...still need to work tomorrow morning..so..chiao!!

My neighbour parading naked in his house

Pheww!!! what a hot post title I have here..Naked Neighbour!! Hehe..If you think I'm kidding here, then you are wrong. I'm not kidding. My story is "cerita bukan rekaan semata-mata". It is a true story encountered by my MIL. My neighbour did parading naked in his house. Only I wasn't at home to witness that interesting sight. Hahaha!!

The first lucky person who witnessed that 'special' sight was my MIL! Hehe Can you imagine that?? My MIL was in the kitchen and saw the next block neighbour hanging his clothes on the iron bar at the back of his kitchen. Nothing was unusual for a man not to wear any shirt, so MIL didn't suspect anything wrong there. After the guy finish with his clothes hanging, he went inside in his house, and that when my MIL saw him without any single thread on his body! (she didn't noticed he was naked until she saw his butt!! hahahaa) I wish I was there to snap some pix of the guy for me to post in my blog. My maid was 'lucky' too as she saw the guy in the house too..That guy was stark naked in his house!!

Well, I don't know what to say about that guy..I'm not sure whether he is nuts, or just plain stupid to show the whole world (Actually..only my apartment has the clear view of the next block apartment) his naked body, but I do hope I will catch him in action one day, snap a pix or two and post it in my blog. Hahaha!! If I need to send it to the press, I'm sure I will do exactly that. Do you think he has the right to be naked in his own house and let the neigbour witness that?? Correct me if I'm wrong, but i think he is the one who violate our right to live in peace in our own house. I don't think any of us would want to live in a house next to a naked guy house.

So like that lah...I hope my house members won't have see that naked guy again! luckily nobody was traumatised yesterday..if the guy still doing that, wait until I'm at home, I swear i will get his pix for everybody to see. What do you think???

*Additional info : Syura and Linachu told me that the guy has his right to be naked in his house. I don't deny that, but i failed to mention this; he was at the back kitchen which is only 2 meter away from our back kitchen and there is no wall or anything to cover his nakedness except a grille. Haha..it was not like my MIL saw him through the window or hole or anything..he really went out naked from his house to the back kitchen.

Farking Scary Maggot!!

I started my day today with so many things to be done at the same time. Like a crazy woman, I run here..run there, write here write there, typing and answering all the early morning calls. My place was like it going to be a garden soon as dirt was everywhere on it. After cleaning, more and more dirt falling from the ceiling. Hmmm..there was no dirt on the ceiling actually. Make me thinking where it from. Clean again...dirt fall again...look above, dirt was from the light. I was like...Ayakk!! nevermind lah.. After cleaning my place for the third time, I was doing some writing when something 'piak' (fall) infront of me. Look on my table and more dirt. Celaka! This time not just a dirt but other thing as well..It was so horror to see a farking scary big maggot right infront of me crawling in a disgusting manner i can imagine (I HATE MANGGOT TYPE OF CREATURES ~ WORM, LEECH OR THEIR RELATIVES).

What i did when i saw this disgusting maggot???? Slide my chair as far as it can go..ahahaha!! Damn the maggot. Why must it land on my table?? Why can't it land on the girl's next to me? Maybe on the head?? I know I'm going to smile gleefully if that ever happend. *BIG GRIN*

What?? You think it is just a Maggot and no big deal????? Give me your 100 bucks to touch that creature. I can assure your money won't be in my hand. I'm just toooooooooooo scared with it.

I remember sometimes ago, my nephew (he was 3 years old that time) cried hysterically when I stamp, jumped, crush the maggots I saw. I really 'geli' seeing those tiny whitish crawling little alien. My nephew, Aaron managed to save some of the maggots and give it a shelter inside a small box! Crazy I tell you..when i want to throw the box away, my nephew cried like i hit him or something, rolled on the floor and asked my mom to save his 'friend'! Celaka! I pulak scolded by my mom! I don't understand what he sees in that maggots..Not only maggot, he didn't even allowed us to kill ants in our house. Don't understand what he was thinking that time.

Well that was long time ago, the maggot on my table..Hehehe I ask our general worker to clean it for me and also clean the light where the maggot fell from. There is no way I'm going to clean it myself. Who knows there are 'others' in there. Pray i won't see another one after this..

Prepared to be scared

Are you a fan of scary and horror movies? Are you craving for a totally horrifying movie that can give you a nightmare for a week? Your craving has been answered with the release of horror and really scary movie in the theatre. Do check Frontier(s) Trailer, the new movie released in town. I never really a fan of scary movie that can give me a goosebump whenever I watched one. I'm too chicken to watch those kind of movies, I hide behind the small pillow I kept with me just to pass the gruesome scenes that can make me scared like hell. As of today, having to watch Frontier(s) Movie's trailer really make me think thrice about my ability to watch it. The story which is about a beautiful young girl name Yasmine and his two thug friends fighting for survival from a very hungry Subhuman Cannibals of Evil Family, made it one of a contraversial movies you can find. This unrated movie can really make your skin crawls with all of their bloody and insanely horrifying scenes. Frontier(s) was first released on 9th of May and is available in a listing theatres in the US. As I'm not residing somewhere near the listed theatres, I think I can make a good excuse of not ever wanting to watch it. Yeah! I know, I'm a coward when it come to watch scary type of movie like Frontier(s). However, there is one very brave man alive who can watch super crazy scariest horrifying movie available who happend to be my Dear Hubby. Gosh!! He just love all the bloody scenes involving bodies cut into two, head chopped off from the body and all the crazy stuffs you can ever imagine. I have no idea how he can stand to watch all the movies that can give me months of nightmare. Maybe he is too manly to be a coward of horror movie?? I really have no idea. A word of caution here, those who are really faint hearted or really scaredy cat type of person or a small kids shouldn't even think to watch this movie because you might find it too offensive and crazy with their gruesome photos and trailer. It is only for the strong and brave movie goers. So do check Frontiers for your immense satisfaction of horror movie. I can assure you won't be dissapointed with it.

The adventure of my second pregnancy

Why I want to tell about my second pregnancy?? Because it is more adventure than my first one mah! I hope nobody will become scared or terrified after reading this post.

My second pregnancy was a planned one. My son was already two years old when I had a very strong feeling to have another baby. One attempt and I managed to get pregnant. LUCKY me!

I was hoping my pregnancy will be as smooth as sea breeze, but NO..It was not as what I was hoping for. It was my third week of pregnancy that I knew I was pregnant (5 days before my actual menses..hehee semangat check mah!!). But I don’t believe the Home Kit Test, I’ve checked another 5 times to confirm whether I was really pregnant! I even went to see my Gynae to confirm it. That’s how paranoid I was to make sure I’m really pregnant that time. What to do, no sign of pregnancy at all. No morning sickness, no painful boobs, still small waist (24inch only oh) and no nothing.

Anyway I only experience my first sign of pregnancy in my 7th week of pregnancy. I started to feel dizzy every morning that I lost appetite to eat anything. Well, I only can eat spicy nasi lemak I think. Hehee My morning sickness will strike either in early morning or late evening which was bad because I had to go to work. I throw up almost every morning that my yellowish bile liquid or whatever it is, was happy to make an exit through my esophagus. Feel like want to mati saja every morning muntah. So this vomiting episode lasted until the fifth month of my pregnancy. I was really suffering that time.

There was one day (5 months pregnant) I was craving to eat ‘Cucur Udang’. If only you can imagine the craving power, The I MUST EAT CUCUR UDANG feeling!!!! I asked my younger sister to go to the nearby shop to buy me the CUCUR UDANG ADABI. She told me “Ish!! Malas lah!” Since I want to eat it very badly, I went to the shop myself. Little that I know there will be an accident happens. I was walking down to the shop and didn’t see the hole in front of me. Oh yeah!! My kaki masuk the hole and I fell really hard on the road. Siap tegolek lagi! GOD!!! I was really scared that time. I went up and saw my elbow, palms and toes were bleeding. All I can think was, my baby. But BODOH me, I still went to the shop and bought the cucur!! Bodoh or not, you think?? When I reached home, I told my sister that I fell. Seeing my bleeding hand, she was really shocked! Her fault lah didn’t help me kan! I was tormenting her and make her feel really bad and guilty as hell that time! Hahahaa I keep showing her my injuries and telling her the vivid details on how I fell on the road. With a sad face, I told her, I hope nothing bad will happen to my baby! Of course she was blaming herself lah. She kept saying I ‘kempunan’ want to eat cucur. And she had the guilty face all day!

Luckily nothing happened to my baby (daughter). I went to do a check-up the next day and Doctor told me, everything is OK! FUH!! After that incident, whenever I feel like I want to eat something, my sister will be happy to help me to go the nearby shop! Ekekee

This photo taken when i was 7 months ++ pregnant, I was fat like a cow when i was 9 months pregnant! ekeke

That’s not all the injury I had during my pregnancy. In my third trimester (1 week before my due date), I was checking the water in my radiator when the front hood suddenly fell on my head. PUNYA MAIN SAKIT!!!!!!!! But I can only managed to say "OUCH!!". The second blood starting to drip from my head, I knew the injury was not goin to be good! Hubby was not around (he was attending a function that time), all people in my office already went back. There were only two of our general workers that time. I cover my head with my white cardigan, called the workers to check the severity of my injury. With a calm face, one of the workers, Shaidulla, told me it was only a minor scratch on my head. He helped me to clean the blood and put a handyplast on the injury.

So ok lah, I drove back home after that. My head was pounding that time. It was really hurt. Kepala kena hempap you know!!! It was half way home when I adjusted the handyplast on my head, sekali GUSHHHHH, blood punya main banyak on my face. I knew it was not just a scratch on my head. I thought I must have torn my head and my brain was going to pop out soon. Hehehe negative thinking betul! One hand on my steering and one hand holding the cardigan on my head, I managed to reach home without any other obstruction. Ya lah..who knows I banged other people’s car..one hand driving in the heavy jam mah!

Wah!! So long already my entry kah?? hehe nevermind lah..continue story.. I reached home with a blood soaked cardigan. Can you imagine my In-Laws reaction?? Hahahaa I was soooooo calm opening our house door. FIL and MIL was having dinner that time. Both of them were really shocked and horrified setengah mati that time. Hehehee I didn’t show any emotion la. Muka selamba answered them that the hood fell on my head! My MIL urged me to see doctor. I told her, I’ll check the injury first, if it needs a doctor, then I will see the doctor then! I went to bathroom to wash the blood. Uiyooo..it was crazy. Blood covering the whole floor in my bathroom. Punya main banyak darah!!! I told sis about the injury, and she forced me to see doctor that night. I punya jahat.. scold her some more, asked her who is going to drive me to the doctor? (actually my MIL can drive but I totally forgot about her…ekekeke). End up, sis companied me to the nearby clinic and help me to hold the towel on my head. When I reached the clinic, the Doctor who checked my head grimaced when she saw my head. Yep!! It wasn’t a scratch. I tore my head. Hahahaaa (eh why I’m laughing here???). That night, I received 4 stitches after Doctor jabbed my head!! Fuhhhhh…nasib baik I cepat go to clinic..if not no more blood already!

The next day, I still go to work for one last day. I took my maternity leave early mah. My long leave was enough for me to get the rest for 'kepala bocor' recovery. So what you think?? Adventure or not my second pregnancy? Hehe wait until I tell you about my second delivery. Lagi horrifying!!